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𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙔𝙤𝙪 @prayfordespair.bsky.social · May 27

Experienced smoked turkey legs, and I think it's the closest thing to a religious experience I've had related to human foods in a long while.

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𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙔𝙤𝙪 @prayfordespair.bsky.social · May 25

[Big stretch!!]

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𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙔𝙤𝙪 @prayfordespair.bsky.social · Mar 3

Yeah? Well if they have negative opinions they can go fuck themselves.

Meh, if it was gonna fall, it was gonna fall.

𝐇𝐎𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 ! @bunphomet.bsky.social · Mar 3

they ... have feelings about you. mixed - depends on the person.

I mean... yeah - but. Rome went down the toilet, anyway- its kind of a sad end to an empire.

𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙔𝙤𝙪 @prayfordespair.bsky.social · Mar 3

Riiiight. How likely is that, considering I'm dating their goddess?

Exactly. He should have chose someone like that for his right hand man.
So he was a shit leader and chose bad friends, so they killed him for bein' a shit leader.

𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙔𝙤𝙪 @prayfordespair.bsky.social · Mar 3

Riiiight. How likely is that, considering I'm dating their goddess?

Exactly. He should have chose someone like that for his right hand man.
So he was a shit leader and chose bad friends, so they killed him for bein' a shit leader.

𝐇𝐎𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 ! @bunphomet.bsky.social · Mar 3

ㅤand if you're lucky, you never will ...
ㅤ
tesla would stab himself, before he stabbed you. but it's... it's about more than being a bad guy. he was a bad guy, and it affected EVERYONE around him - not just his friends, but the common people, too.

𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙔𝙤𝙪 @prayfordespair.bsky.social · Mar 3

Mm. Well, if ya say so. I dunno shit about cults, anyways.

Yeah, a skill issue. I'm not a good person either, and Tesla would NEVER stab me in the back. That Caesar guy chose poorly.

𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙔𝙤𝙪 @prayfordespair.bsky.social · Mar 3

Mm. Well, if ya say so. I dunno shit about cults, anyways.

Yeah, a skill issue. I'm not a good person either, and Tesla would NEVER stab me in the back. That Caesar guy chose poorly.

𝐇𝐎𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 ! @bunphomet.bsky.social · Mar 3

ㅤ... i mean, they're pretty devoted. it's ... a pretty heavy cult vibe, nnoitra. sure, some aren't as bad, but they're still like... not great. jasper visits sometimes, though.
ㅤ
ㅤskill - nnoitra, i don't know if you know this, but living things love their friends. he was just... a bad guy.

𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙔𝙤𝙪 @prayfordespair.bsky.social · Mar 3

There's gotta be someone who doesn't believe it's that serious. Yeah it's a cult, but it's a religious one. Not all humans are freaks about that shit, even if they're raised brainwashed to worship ya.

Huh... Sounds like a skill issue, lettin' someone close to him that would backstab him.

𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙔𝙤𝙪 @prayfordespair.bsky.social · Mar 3

There's gotta be someone who doesn't believe it's that serious. Yeah it's a cult, but it's a religious one. Not all humans are freaks about that shit, even if they're raised brainwashed to worship ya.

Huh... Sounds like a skill issue, lettin' someone close to him that would backstab him.

𝐇𝐎𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 ! @bunphomet.bsky.social · Mar 3

ㅤit's ... it's how they treat me. like a thing - not a person. and i, above anyone else, am not a thing. some fucked up idol.
ㅤ
ㅤhe was a ruler, and rome - and not the BRUTES, but his closest ally, brutus, was one of the people that stabbed him. he was a real asshole. caesar - not brutus.

𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙔𝙤𝙪 @prayfordespair.bsky.social · Mar 3

Hm, you'd be surprised. Brainwashed or not, they're still people, yeah?

Who the fuck is Julius, and why did the brutes stab him??

𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙔𝙤𝙪 @prayfordespair.bsky.social · Mar 3

Hm, you'd be surprised. Brainwashed or not, they're still people, yeah?

Who the fuck is Julius, and why did the brutes stab him??

𝐇𝐎𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 ! @bunphomet.bsky.social · Mar 3

ㅤnah... real friends don't do the shit they do.
ㅤ
ㅤ... the ides? ides of March? 's when Julius Caesar was stabbed to death by 26 of his friends. Et tu, Brute?

𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙔𝙤𝙪 @prayfordespair.bsky.social · Mar 3

Uh-huh... Haven't made friends with any of yer lil cult followers, yet? Kinda surprising...

The fuck is an ides.

𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙔𝙤𝙪 @prayfordespair.bsky.social · Mar 3

Uh-huh... Haven't made friends with any of yer lil cult followers, yet? Kinda surprising...

The fuck is an ides.

𝐇𝐎𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 ! @bunphomet.bsky.social · Mar 3

ㅤoh, you know ... feeling the same - not that it's anyones' fault. just ... lonely, as is per tradition. at least the ides is this month.

𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙔𝙤𝙪 @prayfordespair.bsky.social · Mar 3

Mm, as okay as this brain can let me be. You?

𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙔𝙤𝙪 @prayfordespair.bsky.social · Mar 3

Mm, as okay as this brain can let me be. You?

𝐇𝐎𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 ! @bunphomet.bsky.social · Mar 3

hey yourself... you ok?

𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙔𝙤𝙪 @prayfordespair.bsky.social · Mar 3

Hm, hey stranger.

𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙔𝙤𝙪 @prayfordespair.bsky.social · Mar 3

Hm, hey stranger.

𝐇𝐎𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 ! @bunphomet.bsky.social · Mar 3

ㅤ( 🎶🐇 )

𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙔𝙤𝙪 @prayfordespair.bsky.social · Mar 3

(🎶🦗)

𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙔𝙤𝙪 @prayfordespair.bsky.social · Feb 20

WHAT DID I DO

𝐇𝐎𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 ! @bunphomet.bsky.social · Feb 20

@prayfordespair.bsky.social

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︎ ︎ ،،̲ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ HELL'S ︎ ︎ ︎ ꒷꒦ ︎ ︎ BELLS. @devouringink.bsky.social · Feb 19

are you mad? are you seething rn? do you want to hit me? would you kiss m

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𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙔𝙤𝙪 @prayfordespair.bsky.social · Feb 18

[He's been in such a clingy sappy mood. He'll blame Tesla for it, that hopeless romantic...]

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𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙔𝙤𝙪 @prayfordespair.bsky.social · Feb 17

...Maybe later. Ya make me feel all sappy and mushy, it drives me nuts.

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𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙔𝙤𝙪 @prayfordespair.bsky.social · Feb 17

💕

—— 𝑮𝑼𝑰𝑳𝑫 𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑬𝑹 .ᐟ @lunarscaled.bsky.social · Feb 17

💕

𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙔𝙤𝙪 @prayfordespair.bsky.social · Feb 17

Sounds like a plan, babe.

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𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙔𝙤𝙪 @prayfordespair.bsky.social · Feb 17

Sounds like a plan, babe.

—— 𝑮𝑼𝑰𝑳𝑫 𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑬𝑹 .ᐟ @lunarscaled.bsky.social · Feb 17

Unfortunately I do not know of any lizards growing third eyes, but if that changes you'll both be the first to know.

𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙔𝙤𝙪 @prayfordespair.bsky.social · Feb 17

Hm, true...

Looks like you need a third eye so we can pluck it out. (🙂‍↕️)

𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙔𝙤𝙪 @prayfordespair.bsky.social · Feb 17

Hm, true...

Looks like you need a third eye so we can pluck it out. (🙂‍↕️)

—— 𝑮𝑼𝑰𝑳𝑫 𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑬𝑹 .ᐟ @lunarscaled.bsky.social · Feb 17

But I wouldn't be able to have another one in sequence like you two. Yours are on opposite sides so they match. I like it that way.

𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙔𝙤𝙪 @prayfordespair.bsky.social · Feb 17

Might've been funny if we all needed eyepatches--

𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙔𝙤𝙪 @prayfordespair.bsky.social · Feb 17

Might've been funny if we all needed eyepatches--

—— 𝑮𝑼𝑰𝑳𝑫 𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑬𝑹 .ᐟ @lunarscaled.bsky.social · Feb 17

Pft. I need both my eyes so that's one body part off limits.

𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙔𝙤𝙪 @prayfordespair.bsky.social · Feb 17

We'll have t' get creative.

𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙔𝙤𝙪 @prayfordespair.bsky.social · Feb 17

We'll have t' get creative.

—— 𝑮𝑼𝑰𝑳𝑫 𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑬𝑹 .ᐟ @lunarscaled.bsky.social · Feb 17

Not gonna be anywhere left you haven't bitten.

𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙔𝙤𝙪 @prayfordespair.bsky.social · Feb 17

Oh? Bold... what's with the sudden generosity?

—— ❝ 𝑁𝑂𝑇𝐻𝐼𝑁𝐺𝑁𝐸𝑆𝑆. ❞ @tozase.bsky.social · Feb 17

ㅤ ( Offering his arm. )

𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙔𝙤𝙪 @prayfordespair.bsky.social · Feb 17

Bite?

...Bite.

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𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙔𝙤𝙪 @prayfordespair.bsky.social · Feb 5

(( also if I've forgotten to reply to a thread someone wants to continue with me, please link the thread in DMs!
I have two jobs and work 6 days a week, sometimes 7, so I cannot juggle much all at once

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𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙔𝙤𝙪 @prayfordespair.bsky.social · Feb 17

Bite?

...Bite.

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—— 𝑮𝑼𝑰𝑳𝑫 𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑬𝑹 .ᐟ @lunarscaled.bsky.social · Feb 17

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘥𝘰 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 15 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘴——
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 2 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩.

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𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙔𝙤𝙪 @prayfordespair.bsky.social · Feb 12

@jaegerjaw.bsky.social

︎ ︎ ،،̲ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ HELL'S ︎ ︎ ︎ ꒷꒦ ︎ ︎ BELLS. @devouringink.bsky.social · Feb 12

are you threatening me? / no, i'm flirting with you. flash me a titty, bitch.

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