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@prairiecrab.bsky.social
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Midwest resident. East coast transplant. Raised conservative, but not without sense. Trying hard not to be a misanthrope. Background in memory of Chloe - the bestest friend and goodest girl anyone could ask for. Dec 1, 2006 - May 5, 2025 🇺🇸 🫘
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Same - she was my best friend and travel buddy for 17 years and was always there for me. She loved water and it was the least I could do for her.
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I’ll bet if they were telling Antifa ‘jokes’ this clown would have an aneurysm.
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From the Gilead Commander wannabe.
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Improve it…? 🤔

I dunno….maybe make ‘titular character’ mean what I thought it did in 1984….? 🤷‍♂️
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Can they make it a choker necklace for Trump’s magazine cover…?
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A secure grid would require many options to make that possible.
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Embrace the suck, Warsaw.
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Interesting….you mean these people are working, paying taxes (even if via phony SSNs), and fueling the economy…? I thought they were just on the government dole.
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Meaning - Greenland here we come.
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This guy is the definition of smug asshole
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That’s great - glad he’s going with style and love. I took my Chloe to her favorite lake for one last swim as she reached her final days. Miss you so much, girl.
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We’ve gone from ‘locker room talk’ to ‘college group chat’ so seamlessly and it’s still received with shrugs.
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WTAF??? 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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No pyrotechnics this time….? How disappointing.
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You’d think the $787M settlement with Dominion would have them tamping this kinda shit down.
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He mentioned earlier today Pelosi waited 25 days before Letlow was sworn in, so he’ll be a petulant child and wait until at least next week.
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I really hope they put that on a teleprompter for him so we can hear that loutish clod advise people to ‘reh-meh-grate.’
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He really hates if the subject matter isn’t about him - which is also why he had to crassly bring up his bullet dodging skills.
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Oddly, these are the very same hypocrites who harangue others for even having explicit material that may be released.
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“Would you drive a cybertruck?”

Only if he was in front of it.
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I’m still there with an unpaid, blue check free account to heckle the fuck out of those bastards.
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They didn’t really need to go into a deep dive with private messaging, when you can see stuff like this on the regular at Xitter - especially after Musk went all in with Christian Nationalist MAGA support. Have we already forgotten Grok referred to itself as MechaHitler a few months ago…?