Paul Gardner
@ppgardne.bsky.social
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Bioinformatics, RNA, benchmarking & educating to fund kayaking and fishing. Ōtepoti/Dunedin, Aotearoa/New Zealand. From Whāngārā.
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Those aren't bagpipes!
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Opening for an epidemiologist at my organisation, the Pacific Community (SPC). Based in Suva; not in my Statistics division but in the Public Health Division next door. Applications close 26 October Fiji time. careers.spc.int/job/epidemio...
Epidemiologist - Infectious Diseases
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ppgardne.bsky.social
The "heckle" was Mik helpfully reminding me what department I worked in, when I momentarily forgot... this will haunt me for a while.
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Hmmm, we might need a meta-meta-analysis!
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"The Government will continue to invest in a broad range of research activities including blue skies, strategic, mission-led, applied, commercialisation and business facing."
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"Each pillar will use a mix of tools that can include contestable grants, mission‑led research platforms, strategic capability‑building schemes and infrastructure support."
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"Public investment in science will be guided by four pillars of national importance focused around the economy, environment, health and society, and technology."
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"A new independent board, Research Funding New Zealand, will bring together multiple decision-makers, including the (MBIE) Science Board and Marsden Fund Council, to make future funding decisions."
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Gotcha -- could be worse -- I grew up rural with a party line, shared with all neighbours. We had to know which ring was ours & say "working?" after picking the phone up. ;-P
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You still have a landline?
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Sure, which is so easily subverted as to be meaningless. This only protects against the most naive of user.
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Anyone that thinks email is a secure means of communication is kidding themselves.
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I regret to inform you that my lab only wears long-sleeve denim jackets. Best of luck with your future endeavours.
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There's a reason why a negative binomial is used to model RNA-seq data rather than a mean value. The people computing IF don't understand this -- and many other things...
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I love the RNA journal, but not because of its impact factor!
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Fewer papermill pubs slipping through? Also, American date format, or normal?
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In AoNZ at 18 you can:
-be tried as an adult
-serve the NZDF
-buy alcohol & cigarettes
-vote
-drive a class 2 truck
-work fulltime, including in a bar
But according to NZGovt CoC these are children 🙄
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Sometimes I think about how from 1935-1975ish, Bell Labs produced an insane amount of revolutionary science and technology, including 11 Nobel Prizes, the transistor, UNIX, C, the laser, the solar cell, information theory, etc. The secret? Provide scientists with ample, steady, no-strings funding.
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Shockingly apt. Monday morning gift from @petermace.bsky.social
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There's a Dunedin-Ōtepoti based crime series?! Yes please! Thanks @vandasymon.bsky.social
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Sent this to a friend yesterday, who had never heard of it, so re-upping for other Ōtepoti Dunedin folk who are finding the whole voting thing a bit overwhelming.