DOC.
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@powerpillz.bsky.social
· Apr 18
Mmm... Nope, not doing that, then. [Dramatic sigh.] I'm the best at falling asleep at the worst time, so it's better to not tempt fate.
You can lay down if you think you can stay awake.
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@powerpillz.bsky.social
· Apr 17
Yeah, all right. That makes sense. [Sooooo, he just... sits here. Until he's clear to go. If he must...]
When I know you're healthy. I wanna watch and see if anymore... symptoms show up. Does that make sense?
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@powerpillz.bsky.social
· Apr 17
Great... There goes my plans for this afternoon... [Grumble, grumble...]
Hey, Doc, when can I get outta here?
Hey, Doc, when can I get outta here?
That's my guess.
I don't think you should fall asleep anytime soon, it's dangerous if you really have a concussion.
I don't think you should fall asleep anytime soon, it's dangerous if you really have a concussion.
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@powerpillz.bsky.social
· Apr 17
Eep- [Rayman tries not to close his eye.] Err, maybe I fell and hurt my head when I was unconscious...?
Uh-. Well I might need to ask a few questions.
[ Before Rayman knew it, he was sitting down with a flashlight in his eye.. ]
It sounds like you have some kind of head injury, too..
[ Before Rayman knew it, he was sitting down with a flashlight in his eye.. ]
It sounds like you have some kind of head injury, too..
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@powerpillz.bsky.social
· Apr 17
Sure. Hope you don't mind if I just... don't pay attention. [Focusing is hard right now, so he doesn't bother trying. He could use a little rest...]
..Uh.
I'm gonna check you for a concussion then, or any other kinda head injury.
Okie dokie?
I'm gonna check you for a concussion then, or any other kinda head injury.
Okie dokie?
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@powerpillz.bsky.social
· Apr 17
No, I mean, where on the PLANET am I? I was banging out the tunes like Neil, and then my head started feeling real bad... and next thing I know, I'm in the hospital.
[ 🚩 ]
Uh. You're at my office. C'mon in okay?
[ 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 ]
Uh. You're at my office. C'mon in okay?
[ 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 ]
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@powerpillz.bsky.social
· Apr 17
I was, and then I got out. [Blink, blink.] Hey. Where am I?
For humans this is REALLY bad. You're lucky You're still walking around right now.
..Especially after just a day...
Hey why /aren't/ you in bed?
..Especially after just a day...
Hey why /aren't/ you in bed?
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@powerpillz.bsky.social
· Apr 17
Bad...? Oh, yeah. I guess for humans, this is bad.
Eheh, well that's probably good. If it's as bad as it says here, you need it.
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@powerpillz.bsky.social
· Apr 17
Yyyyyyyes! I think they did that! Because! I can't feel most of my body!
Are you on some kinda painkiller? Feeling loopy?
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@powerpillz.bsky.social
· Apr 17
I don't think so... I can't remember any other time that happened. Not like it did today, at least.
..Hm. Have you fell asleep any more outside the one time?
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@powerpillz.bsky.social
· Apr 17
Just recently... I suddenly felt like everything was making me upset... It... wasn't very pleasant.
Hows this been happening since you turned, uh.. human? Or is it before even that?
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@powerpillz.bsky.social
· Apr 17
Uh... I... don't know, [he confesses.] My head's been off for... a long time...
...Hm.
Are you okay? Outside the arm and all? You seem kinda spacy..
[ Just passing out wouldn't cause an accident so severe, would it? ]
Are you okay? Outside the arm and all? You seem kinda spacy..
[ Just passing out wouldn't cause an accident so severe, would it? ]
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@powerpillz.bsky.social
· Apr 17
[Blink, blink. His eyes are a bit glossy.] Uhhhhhh yes, sir.
[The record details it all, his heart rate, blood type, the blood specimen infused into him to replace what he lost...
[...The diagnosis of the incident. Blade wound, kitchen accident. He hurt himself bad.]
[The record details it all, his heart rate, blood type, the blood specimen infused into him to replace what he lost...
[...The diagnosis of the incident. Blade wound, kitchen accident. He hurt himself bad.]
Oh-! That's. perfect actually. Thank you.
[ He's a lot less forceful now, instead gently guiding him as he reviews the papers. ]
Sorry, bit of a habit. I'm telling you, they don't know what the word doctor MEANS at Smash Bros.
[ He's a lot less forceful now, instead gently guiding him as he reviews the papers. ]
Sorry, bit of a habit. I'm telling you, they don't know what the word doctor MEANS at Smash Bros.
DOC.
@powerpillz.bsky.social
· Apr 17
Y-Yeah... I... Umm... [Underneath his sling is a folder full of documents that the ER handed him. They have all the paperwork for his health, as well as the incident in question.]
Mh, alright.
Well can you tell me how long ago that was? Or how long ago you remember it happening? Did you see a doctor about it before this?
[ You'd be surprised how often he needed to ask the ladder. ]
Well can you tell me how long ago that was? Or how long ago you remember it happening? Did you see a doctor about it before this?
[ You'd be surprised how often he needed to ask the ladder. ]
DOC.
@powerpillz.bsky.social
· Apr 17
Uh... I'm sorry, Doc, but I just can't really explain it. [Rayman shakes his head.] I was fine one second, and then it was like... I fell asleep. I don't know what happened while I was out.
How did you get injured? Be specific. How long ago was this? Mamma mia, I hope you've been treating it well...
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@powerpillz.bsky.social
· Apr 17
It, umm, well, you see, things happened, and... I got injured. 💦
What happened to your arm
[ Pushing him along to his office ]
[ Pushing him along to his office ]
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@powerpillz.bsky.social
· Apr 17
Yes sir sorry sir I'm coming sir
Get into my office right now
DOC.
@powerpillz.bsky.social
· Apr 17
Oh... Uh... Y'know...
WHY WAS IT FALLING OFF,
DOC.
@powerpillz.bsky.social
· Apr 17
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@powerpillz.bsky.social
· Apr 17
It's not anymore!
...Why Is Your Arm Falling Off
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@powerpillz.bsky.social
· Apr 17
Bibliography!
...Are you disguised as a human or are you biologically human right now
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@powerpillz.bsky.social
· Apr 17
Everything is under control they wrapped up my arm so it wouldn't fall off
Why are you human
Did you need me
Did you need me
DOC.
@powerpillz.bsky.social
· Apr 17
Eh. What's up Doc
Are you okay
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@powerpillz.bsky.social
· Apr 17
You are so mean to me all the time
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@powerpillz.bsky.social
· Apr 17