Ben
@powerbiferrytales.bsky.social
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Talks about Power BI and data visualisation even when you ask him to please stop.
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If you ever feel bad about making a mistake or falling short of your expectations, just remember — even Apple, one of the richest companies in the world with access to top engineers, created the Windows Apple TV app.
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There's no user friendly way to make them. Report Builder isn't intuitive, and making them in the service is so limited in functionality it might as well not exist.
Stuff like building a date period filter shouldn't be so difficult. The end result is great, but you really have to work for it!
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The reports themselves are great.
Building them is horrific.

Your videos are very helpful!
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I hate them, so very very much.
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Almost ten years of working with Power BI and finally had a reason to build a paginated report.
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Pretty on the water, too!
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We have a sump pump in our house. You only accidentally unplug it once.
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It wasn’t naivety, it was shareholder greed.
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Macron remarks are notable- some quotes: "We have been incredibly naive in entrusting our democratic space to social networks that are controlled either by large American entrepreneurs or large Chinese companies, whose interests are not at all the survival or proper functioning of our democracies."
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President Macron: “Europeans, let's wake up!

We have been incredibly naive in entrusting our democratic space to social networks.”

defenddemocracy.eu/macron-democ...
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Almost ten years of working with Power BI and finally had a reason to build a paginated report.
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Enjoyed my first paddle at sunset today.

#Kayaking
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Surely everyone wants the Amstrad line?!
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Given the immense amount of data which has been gathered on me by tech companies, you'd think they'd be able to recognise that I'm a 42 year old British English speaker, so you don't need to say 'Oh, snap!' to me when your browser or app has an issue.
old man yells at cloud is written on a newspaper
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German speakers waiting for the verb to drop at the end of the sentence 🔥
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Kayaking in a sun protection hat, which repels both the UV rays, and my wife.
Picture of me in a kayak on a lake wearing red PFD, and a really awesome wide rimmed grey hat. Though my wife would say I'm wearing a PFD and a truly terrible hat.
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When I spend a good 30 mins wondering why the RANKX is being weird, then realise I'm ranking the wrong thing.
a woman says it 's me hi and i 'm the problem it 's me
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I drove on this last Sunday. It was an absolute nightmare. Important to note the absolutely intelligent decision of making the motorway begin and end at one of Berlin's already most chaotic junctions.
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That makes sense. I think I've only seen one full episode, but I can understand the appeal of what you mention.
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I've never understood why Jeopardy is so popular, it's just a very normal quiz show where you have to say 'Who is', 'what is', etc before you give the answer.

I'm not saying it's a bad show, i just don't understand why the very basic gimmick makes it so popular.
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"Oh wow, this new AI model is amazing! To prove it, here is a shit picture it generated that no one will ever need."
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First proper trip out in the kayaks. A nice 3.5 trip along the Finowkanal.
Tip of a kayak pointing down a canal, on either side of which are trees and bushes. A duck is flying towards the camera against a blue sky with scattered white clouds. I'm sitting in my green kayak in a canal, looking not quite 100% comfortable. Trees and bushes are behind me. My paddle is in my hand and my wife's paddle is hitting mine as she takes the photo (wife is not in the photo).
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The best at being the worst.
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First ride in my kayak!