Pumpkin Spice Polynia 🎃
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A dwindling mercurial high 🌌 I am happily married, please respect that. 💍
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Family is keeping me here. If I ever find myself completely alone I'll move to somewhere no one knows my name and the government isn't run by morons
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If I could leave America I would've already left
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Which is also apparently fueled by Tylenol
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My sense of humor is powered by autism
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My sense of humor is powered by autism
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Just wait until my cats hear about this 😡!
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Waitress please return this side order of SASS to the kitchen as I did not order this.
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Honestly I feel like I am healing again
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I was just thinking that real life weather patterns feel like a game mechanic which probably means I should touch grass
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This is the song I played when my half marathon started. It was so epic.
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It's cold rainy Fall weather and I'm drinking coffee. I feel so alive.
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We who are about to die (start the work week) salute you 🫡
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My cat is so good at being an adorable troublemaker
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The vibes are lonely and I love it
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insisted that would not be realistic. She said let's just try it. I said alright. This was the result 😂 I still giggle to this day.
A Christmas tree with a comically small garbage bag on the top,
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Y'all it's story time. A few years back when my wife and I were in our starter apartment Christmas had ended and January had arrived before we knew it. We had to get the Christmas tree out but it was tricky given we didn't want to get needles everywhere. Her idea: wrap small garbage bags all over. I
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It's so rainy and dreary outside. I fucking love it. 🤤
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Absolutely! I'm switching to Tidal. One of the biggest reasons why people are boycotting Spotify is because the CEO is heavily investing in AI warfare technology. The streaming quality is low, they pay artists poorly, there's no shortage of reasons why there are better options.
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I'm going to cancel my Spotify subscription today 💪
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Boycotting companies for being right wing has actually helped my bank account a lot lol