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Posting awful puns and pointless trivia whenever I notice a male politician get a trim!

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@politicaltrims @politicaltrims.bsky.social · Apr 11

I am proud to announce that the Big June Prune fundRAZOR is back this June to raise money to support the incredible work of @mindcharity.bsky.social
To sign up visit www.justgiving.com/team/bigjune... and your hairoics will help be a case of "A little off your head, a lot off someones mind".

Big June Prune for Mind

Help Political Trims raise money to support Mind

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@politicaltrims @politicaltrims.bsky.social · Jun 5

It's (comb)over!

In 1990, a baby from Newbury broke the World Record for the baby born with the most teeth.
25 years later, combing no longer makes even a slight dent(al) in Newbury MP @leedillonmp.bsky.social 's morning routine, with good reactions in the (p)early (whites) days! 🥚🪒

@politicaltrims @politicaltrims.bsky.social · Apr 22

"Victor" is onto a "winner" with his latest trim! @vmmchamberlain.bsky.social

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@politicaltrims @politicaltrims.bsky.social · Apr 22

Great stuff, Could you be "bald" enough to take part in a bonus head shave fundRAZOR beforehand to boost donations and save yourself from having to bring hair wax and a comb to the sleepout?

@politicaltrims @politicaltrims.bsky.social · Apr 22

Who's hoping to "cross" a post Easter weekend barbers trip off their to-do list today?

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Mind @mind.org.uk · Apr 15

We're so grateful to have your support 😊💙 ^Elen

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@politicaltrims @politicaltrims.bsky.social · Apr 11

Big June Prune for Mind

Help Political Trims raise money to support Mind

www.justgiving.com

@politicaltrims @politicaltrims.bsky.social · Mar 31

Today, Ed Davey launched the Lib Dems Local Election Campaign in Henley on a Hobby Horse that lacked the mane of the areas former MP.

Ed Davey launching the Lib Dems local elections campaign on a hobby horse in Henley.

Former Henley MP Boris Johnson and his mane

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Adam F @safejfer.bsky.social · Mar 29

So, I hope you enjoyed the nice weather lately.
I decided to set up that Fundraising page because I want to support 3 good charities.

Like most of us, I like my hair, I have never been bald, and personally, I think you need a special kind of craziness.

@politicaltrims.bsky.social

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@politicaltrims @politicaltrims.bsky.social · Mar 29

Shadow Home Secretary Chris Philp has been to Berlin this week. Before the trip, he "wall"ked into his barbers (Br)and(enburg) as asked not for a clipper "Spree" but a short back and sides.

Shadow Home Secretary Chris Philp before and after a short back and sides for his trip to Berlin.

@politicaltrims @politicaltrims.bsky.social · Mar 29

All the best for tonight, a last minute drastic haircut for the dance floor as a bonus fundRAZOR?!

@politicaltrims @politicaltrims.bsky.social · Mar 29

Wishing everyone a great weekend! Who'll be spending part of their Saturday Sat in a barbers chair?
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@politicaltrims @politicaltrims.bsky.social · Mar 28

When the clocks go forward this weekend the average person will lose out on 0.018 mm's of head hair growth. A slight delay for @safejfer.bsky.social as he sets out to grow enough hair to donate to @littleprincesses.bsky.social! www.givewheel.com/fundraising/...

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@politicaltrims @politicaltrims.bsky.social · Mar 18

[email protected]'s Birthday is "Boxing" Day.
His hair will continue to get more "heavyweight" as he let's it grow to donate to a cause that I "(g)love" @LPTrustUK, his fundRAZOR will also "(b)ring" much needed funds to Lingen Davies & Qube.
To donate visit www.givewheel.com/fundraising/...

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Adam F @safejfer.bsky.social · Mar 18

Hello friends.

A few years ago, I took part in a charity event for a good cause. I decided to shave my head.

But this time, I chose charities, and with no time limit, I decided to grow my hair long enough to donate it to Little Princes Trust.

www.givewheel.com/fundraising/...

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@politicaltrims @politicaltrims.bsky.social · Mar 17

Hitchin MP @alistrathern.bsky.social has not applied a (Kryp)ton of hairspray in the Common this afternoon as his forelock flops done in a "Clark Kent" style kiss curl.

@politicaltrims @politicaltrims.bsky.social · Mar 14

In the 2023 Brighton and Hove Council Elections, @sallonsax.bsky.social received 1085 votes. The same number as the length of the Worlds Longest Piece of "Chewing Gum" in mm's.
After a period of hair growth he has opted not to "stick" with the fringe that "(wrig)leys" close to his eyeline.

@politicaltrims @politicaltrims.bsky.social · Mar 5

Happy Birthday to @graeme-l-casey.bsky.social, whose age no longer starts with the same number of nose wax swabs up his nostrils! 🥳🎁🎂

@politicaltrims @politicaltrims.bsky.social · Mar 3

In 1992, the first UK branch of Nando's opened in Ealing.
33 years later clippers have been around the "peri-peri"meter of Ealing Cllr @libdemjon.bsky.social's head.
💈Big Jim's Trims #SupportLocal

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@politicaltrims @politicaltrims.bsky.social · Mar 2

Gained any trimsperation from Oliver's crop?

@politicaltrims @politicaltrims.bsky.social · Mar 2

Definitely a sign it's time to regrow a beard as facial insulation! 🥶🧔‍♂️

@politicaltrims @politicaltrims.bsky.social · Mar 1

If someone does make that comparison (I certainly won't, it's much more @paulsweeney.bsky.social) shaving it could make for a good cHAIRity fundRAZOR?

@politicaltrims @politicaltrims.bsky.social · Mar 1

Beard staying until 2026 and beyond?

@politicaltrims @politicaltrims.bsky.social · Mar 1

Shame as it suits you well!
Before, during and after snaps of it's removal would be great if possible please.

@politicaltrims @politicaltrims.bsky.social · Mar 1

New election material headshots needed if the beards staying?!

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@politicaltrims @politicaltrims.bsky.social · Mar 1

Derby City Cllr Jamie Mulhall's twitter bio states that he is a "Lover of a Sunday Roast". Here he is "beef"ore and after his hair underwent "all the trimmings" yesterday.