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Polarsprite 🧚‍♂️ @polarsprite.bsky.social · 6h

I'm pissed I've been resisting this BS since 2016 I even got the covid vax with the secret ANTIFA microchip in it. Which has had me magntized and sticking to metal surfaces since 2019. Yet I've still not received my ANTIFA terrorist club membership pack, badge, and directions to our secret hideout.

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Polarsprite 🧚‍♂️ @polarsprite.bsky.social · 6h

They are all such a embarrassment to the human race

Polarsprite 🧚‍♂️ @polarsprite.bsky.social · 8h

Nothing says Murcia first like giving another countries dictator a 20 billion bail out and said dictator. Then makes a deal to buy soybeans from another country instead of buying from the farmers in the country you represent. Who are struggling to stay afloat thx to the tariffs you put in place.

CNN @cnn.com · 11h

If President Donald Trump is worried the $20 billion economic lifeline he’s sending to Argentina in the middle of a US government shutdown might cause him political headaches, he didn’t show it Tuesday.

Trump says bailout to Argentina contingent on his political ally Milei remaining in power | CNN Politics

If President Donald Trump is worried the $20 billion economic lifeline he’s sending to Argentina in the middle of a US government shutdown might cause him political headaches, he didn’t show it Tuesda...

www.cnn.com

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Polarsprite 🧚‍♂️ @polarsprite.bsky.social · 9h

I thought there was a government shutdown it sure seems like Dingus Cons branch of our government is operating at full dysfunctional level. He's still fying around to get his ego stroked by foreign dignitaries. Holding daily tell me how great I'm cabinet meetings and still passing his BS policies.

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Polarsprite 🧚‍♂️ @polarsprite.bsky.social · 1d

Welp I hope you aren't waiting for any packages from overseas because they're now being thrown out/destroyed.
You can thank Dingus Con and his stupid illegal tariffs for this being done.

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Polarsprite 🧚‍♂️ @polarsprite.bsky.social · 1d

Another reason I'm proud to be a PNW 🖕 Nazee Noem

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Polarsprite 🧚‍♂️ @polarsprite.bsky.social · 1d

I'm rewatching all the movies/series like the Hunger Games, Maze Runner, Divergent, I am Legend, Handmaids Tale. With RFK jr running the CDC and Cankles Caligula running the country I figured it might be a good idea to brush up on ones how to live in a dystopian future life skills.

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Polarsprite 🧚‍♂️ @polarsprite.bsky.social · 1d

They say celebrities always die in 3's fingers crossed one of the 2 remaining slots in this series of 3. Just happens to be a certain ex reality TV guy turned DICktator hopeful.

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Polarsprite 🧚‍♂️ @polarsprite.bsky.social · 1d

I'm rewatching all the movies/series like the Hunger Games, Maze Runner, Divergent, I am Legend, Handmaids Tale. With RFK jr running the CDC and Cankles Caligula running the country I figured it might be a good idea to brush up on ones how to live in a dystopian future life skills.

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Polarsprite 🧚‍♂️ @polarsprite.bsky.social · 2d

After watching hours and hours of pandas being hilarious goofballs. I've come to believe that they are what comedians who pass away get reincarnated as.

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Polarsprite 🧚‍♂️ @polarsprite.bsky.social · 2d

Cankles Caligula has fired nearly every employee at the office of education for disabled children. Which will severely limit disabled childrens access to an education.
What's next promoting families have a disappointment room to hide disabled children away from the public is great again.

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Polarsprite 🧚‍♂️ @polarsprite.bsky.social · 4d

Here's a hilarious oldie but a goodie its impossible to keep a straight face watching this.🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Polarsprite 🧚‍♂️ @polarsprite.bsky.social · 4d

I so hope you know who saw this and it pissed his thinskinned ass off Bigly 🤣

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Polarsprite 🧚‍♂️ @polarsprite.bsky.social · 4d

Here's a hilarious oldie but a goodie its impossible to keep a straight face watching this.🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Polarsprite 🧚‍♂️ @polarsprite.bsky.social · 4d

a cartoon of homer simpson holding a man 's hand and saying please please please

ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson holding a man 's hand and saying please please please

media.tenor.com

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Polarsprite 🧚‍♂️ @polarsprite.bsky.social · 4d

Ruh Roh shits gotten real in Portland ANTIFA has deployed bagpipe team 6 🤣

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Polarsprite 🧚‍♂️ @polarsprite.bsky.social · 5d

I've heard those sympathetic to ketchup plight have reopened the ketchup underground railroad and its being snuck out of the White House as we speak for its own safety. 🤣

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Polarsprite 🧚‍♂️ @polarsprite.bsky.social · 5d

Well imagine that I guess rounding up, villainizing and disappearing immigrants, threatening to take over other countries, blowing up civilian boats, sicing the military on your own countries citizens, and falsely claiming to have ended imaginary and real wars won't get you a Nobel Peace prize.

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Polarsprite 🧚‍♂️ @polarsprite.bsky.social · 5d

Well imagine that I guess rounding up, villainizing and disappearing immigrants, threatening to take over other countries, blowing up civilian boats, sicing the military on your own countries citizens, and falsely claiming to have ended imaginary and real wars won't get you a Nobel Peace prize.

CNN @cnn.com · 5d

The Nobel Peace Prize has been awarded to Venezuelan opposition figure Maria Corina Machado, described as a "brave and committed champion of peace." Follow live updates. https://cnn.it/3VV7gjc

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Polarsprite 🧚‍♂️ @polarsprite.bsky.social · 5d

Great tips/advice here for those attending the protests for countering the tear gas bombs.

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Polarsprite 🧚‍♂️ @polarsprite.bsky.social · 5d

Great tips/advice here for those attending the protests for countering the tear gas bombs.

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Polarsprite 🧚‍♂️ @polarsprite.bsky.social · 5d

We here in the PNW have have made being passive aggressive an artform 😂

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Polarsprite 🧚‍♂️ @polarsprite.bsky.social · 6d

Ah yes, nothing say you're the party of the ppl who cares about them like starving and denying said ppl of food.
www.the-sun.com/money/152936...

SNAP recipients to see benefits eliminated thanks to wave of October changes

SNAP recipients are set to see their benefits eliminated as part of a sweeping overhaul coming into force in October. Nearly half of all residents in one US state will be hit by the upcoming change…

www.the-sun.com

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Polarsprite 🧚‍♂️ @polarsprite.bsky.social · 6d

Some firefighters have now joined the protest against ICE petty level 100, and I'm so loving it 😂

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Polarsprite 🧚‍♂️ @polarsprite.bsky.social · 6d

Oh, the horror. Look at all of these peaceful protesters dancing and goofing on ICE. Oops, I mean violent protesters destroying and burning down Portland according to Cankles Caligula.

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