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POKEY THE PENGUIN
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I LOVE TO PLAY IN THE SNOW WITH MY FRIENDS!!! I AM POKEY THE PENGUIN!!!! www.yellow5.com/pokey https://kolektiva.social/@pokeythepenguin
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · Jul 18
FRIENDS, IT IS NOW TIME!! PLEASE ENJOY MY FIRST ANIMATED ADVENTURE!! IT IS FOR YOU!!!

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THE ANIMATED ADVENTURES OF POKEY THE PENGUIN PRESENTS: THE LAWYERS' LAWYERS
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 18h
TRULY!!!
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 1d
TEE HEE!!! IT IS TRUE
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Constance Marianne @conniemouse.bsky.social · 1d
I made this for you, Pokey!!
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 1d
IT IS LOVELY CONSTANCE!!! I THANK YOU THUSLY: THANK YOU!!
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 1d
POKEY AND THE MARBLES yellow5.com/pokey
THE SMALL CHILD APPROACHES POKEY, WHO STANDS SEVERAL PACES AWAY FROM A LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER!!!! HE HAS THROWN A SMALL OBJECT!! SHE ASKS: HELLO POKEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? HE RESPONDS: THROWING MARBLES AT LAW ENFORCEMENT!! THE MARBLE COLLIDES WITH A RESOUNDING POK! THE OFFICER TURNS AND BECRIES: YOU!!! THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS POKEY: WHAT HAPPENS NEXT POKEY??? POKEY TURNS TO THE COPPER AND SHOUTS!! COME GET ME COPPER!! THE COPPER SAYS ONLY: BUT YOU'RE SO FAR AWAY THE LITTLE GIRL THEN TURNS TO POKEY TO ASK: MAY I TRY POKEY???? HE INTONES: OF COURSE!! HERE IS A MARBLE SMALL CHILD SHE FACES THE COPPER AND HURLS THE MARBLE!! IT SOARS THROUGH THE AIR AND, WITH A NOISE, TRUNDLES OFF THE CAP OF THE OFFICER!! THE SMALL CHILD EXCLAIMS WITH DELIGHT: TEE HEE!!! POKEY SHOUTS: GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY THE OFFICER, WEAKLY: PLEASE NO LATER, OUR TWO FRIENDS ARE DRESSED IN GOLD AND FINERY!! THE SMALL CHILD ASKS: DID YOU FIND ALL OUR MARBLES POKEY?? HE RESPONDS: I DID!! HERE YOU GO
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 1d
POKEY AND THE MARBLES yellow5.com/pokey
THE SMALL CHILD APPROACHES POKEY, WHO STANDS SEVERAL PACES AWAY FROM A LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER!!!! HE HAS THROWN A SMALL OBJECT!! SHE ASKS: HELLO POKEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? HE RESPONDS: THROWING MARBLES AT LAW ENFORCEMENT!! THE MARBLE COLLIDES WITH A RESOUNDING POK! THE OFFICER TURNS AND BECRIES: YOU!!! THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS POKEY: WHAT HAPPENS NEXT POKEY??? POKEY TURNS TO THE COPPER AND SHOUTS!! COME GET ME COPPER!! THE COPPER SAYS ONLY: BUT YOU'RE SO FAR AWAY THE LITTLE GIRL THEN TURNS TO POKEY TO ASK: MAY I TRY POKEY???? HE INTONES: OF COURSE!! HERE IS A MARBLE SMALL CHILD SHE FACES THE COPPER AND HURLS THE MARBLE!! IT SOARS THROUGH THE AIR AND, WITH A NOISE, TRUNDLES OFF THE CAP OF THE OFFICER!! THE SMALL CHILD EXCLAIMS WITH DELIGHT: TEE HEE!!! POKEY SHOUTS: GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY THE OFFICER, WEAKLY: PLEASE NO LATER, OUR TWO FRIENDS ARE DRESSED IN GOLD AND FINERY!! THE SMALL CHILD ASKS: DID YOU FIND ALL OUR MARBLES POKEY?? HE RESPONDS: I DID!! HERE YOU GO
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 4d
THANK YOU JUHO, MINDY, AND CROSSMOD!!! YOU HAVE SLAKED MY THIRST MIGHTILY!!
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 4d
TEE HEE!!
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 5d
THE MACHINE WITH TWO FUNCTIONS yellow5.com/pokey
POKEY IS STANDING NEXT TO HIS NEW MACHINE, A SMALL GRAY BOX WITH A BRIGHT RED BOXING GLOVE FITTED ATOP!! THE SMALL CHILD IS ALSO THERE! POKEY SAYS: BEHOLD, SMALL CHILD, MY NEW INVENTION WHICH I HAVE FINISHED SHE REPLIES: WHAT DOES IT DO POKEY?? HE SAYS: IT IS A SECRET SHE THEN SAYS: LET'S HAVE A PARTY TO CELEBRATE HE REPLIES: OK LATER, AT THE PARTY, THEY ARE SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS!! THE MACHINE SITS THERE ALSO, AND THE SKEPTOPOTAMUS APPROACHES!! SUDDENLY, THE BOXING GLOVE FLIES OUT ON AN EXTENSIBLE LEVER ARM, PUNCHING THE SKEPTOPOTAMUS IN THE FACE!! THE MACHINE ALSO INSULTS HIM WITH A MECHANICAL: HEY....STUPID.... THE SKEPTOPOTAMUS THEN APPROACHES POKEY AND STATES: POKEY YOU THROW ONE HELL OF A PARTY!! POKEY REPLIES: THANK YOU FOR COMING, MY FRIEND
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 5d
THE MACHINE WITH TWO FUNCTIONS yellow5.com/pokey
POKEY IS STANDING NEXT TO HIS NEW MACHINE, A SMALL GRAY BOX WITH A BRIGHT RED BOXING GLOVE FITTED ATOP!! THE SMALL CHILD IS ALSO THERE! POKEY SAYS: BEHOLD, SMALL CHILD, MY NEW INVENTION WHICH I HAVE FINISHED SHE REPLIES: WHAT DOES IT DO POKEY?? HE SAYS: IT IS A SECRET SHE THEN SAYS: LET'S HAVE A PARTY TO CELEBRATE HE REPLIES: OK LATER, AT THE PARTY, THEY ARE SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS!! THE MACHINE SITS THERE ALSO, AND THE SKEPTOPOTAMUS APPROACHES!! SUDDENLY, THE BOXING GLOVE FLIES OUT ON AN EXTENSIBLE LEVER ARM, PUNCHING THE SKEPTOPOTAMUS IN THE FACE!! THE MACHINE ALSO INSULTS HIM WITH A MECHANICAL: HEY....STUPID.... THE SKEPTOPOTAMUS THEN APPROACHES POKEY AND STATES: POKEY YOU THROW ONE HELL OF A PARTY!! POKEY REPLIES: THANK YOU FOR COMING, MY FRIEND
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 6d
HOORAY!!!!
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 6d
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 7d
HELLO PHOEBE!!
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 7d
THANK YOU!!!
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 7d
THE DEPARTURE yellow5.com/pokey
ONE DAY IN THE ARCTIC CIRCLE....POKEY ANNOUNCES: I MUST DEPART LATER...POKEY ANNOUNCES: I'M BACK!! THE SMALL CHILD, STANDING NEARBY, DECLARES: HELLO POKEY
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 9d
I AM ALSO GIVING DISCORD THE BOOT!! THERE IS NOW matrix.to#/#hooray:mat... FOR CHATS WITH FRIENDS
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 10d
THANK YOU TOPHER!!!
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 10d
THERE IS!!!
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 10d
I HAVE INVENTED A COMPUTER PROGRAM YOU MAY USE TO TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS!!! HERE IS THE FIRST STEP
I AM ORDERING YOU TO PUT YOUR FACE INTO THE GLUE
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 11d
LET'S BE FRIENDS ON kolektiva.social/@pokeythepen... ALSO!!
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 11d
TRULY BEEPATRIX!!!! LET'S HAVE A BIG PARTY!!!
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 11d
TEE HEE!!
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 12d
YUM!!!
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 12d
HOORAY FOR PHPBB!!
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 14d
POKEY THE PENGUIN IN "POKEY RUNS A MARATHON TWICE" yellow5.com/pokey
WE FIRST OBSERVE A DENOTATIONAL CARD INDICATING THE ADVENTURE TO FOLLOW: POKEY RUNS A MARATHON TWICE!!! PART ONE BEGINS! POKEY FACES THE SMALL CHILD, WHO GREETS HIM: HELLO POKEY HE RESPONDS: CAN'T TALK NOW, I'M RUNNING A MARATHON!! SHE RESPONDS IN TURN: YOU ARE EATING A SLICE OF PIZZA!! HE SAYS: IT IS A PIZZA MARATHON AS HE SHOVELS PIZZA INTO HIS GOB!! AND NOW, PART TWO!! POKEY AND A RACE OFFICIAL STAND ATOP SOME SORT OF REMOTE PILLAR! THE RACE OFFICIAL DECLARES: POKEY YOU HAVE WON A MARATHON!! POKEY RESPONDS: HOORAY! WHERE ARE THE WOMEN?? THE WOMEN APPEAR, HURLING TOMATOES AT POKEY!! THE RACE OFFICIAL SAYS: HERE THEY ARE POKEY CRIES OUT: IT IS A DREAM COME TRUE SUDDENLY...POKEY AWAKENS IN HIS HOME!! HE SAYS: IT WAS ALL A DREAM!! HE STEPS OUTSIDE AND THE WOMEN ARE BACK, PELTING HIM WITH TOMATOES!! OH NO!!! THE END!!!!
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 17d
POKEY IS TRAINING!! BY MEANS OF CALISTHENICS, BOXING, AND THE LIKE!! FINALLY, HIS TRAINER APPROACHES AND ASKS: WHAT IS YOUR MISSION??? POKEY RESOUNDINGLY REJOINDERS: TO FIGHT THE ELDERLY!!!!
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