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exfauna @poisonjr.bsky.social · 4h
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exfauna @poisonjr.bsky.social · 5h
you are not a fallen angel. you are an insecure person who knows how to do better but is scared to lose their special seat at the touchers' table
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exfauna @poisonjr.bsky.social · 6h
you are already a role model for the people around you. become a person you'd like to see more of. i don't ever want a kid to be as down on themself as i am. it's sick. i have to shape up and set a good example
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exfauna @poisonjr.bsky.social · 6h
stop repressing and get sexy
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exfauna @poisonjr.bsky.social · 6h
there are ways to hurt yourself that don't enrich the worst machines in the world
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exfauna @poisonjr.bsky.social · 6h
the idea that you're just a loser who deserves misery does not justify your funding of misery profiteers
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exfauna @poisonjr.bsky.social · 6h
don't hurt yourself by funding the addiction industry.
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exfauna @poisonjr.bsky.social · 6h
don't take your shame out on someone else
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exfauna @poisonjr.bsky.social · 10h
i like that in fiction, enemies of the environment are just like “i love pollution!!! YES!!! MUCK!! GOOP” instead of “We have a duty to our shareholders”
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exfauna @poisonjr.bsky.social · 12h
once i figure out how to plate these canapés it's d'oeuvre for you hors
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exfauna @poisonjr.bsky.social · 17h
I don't care that your vision is smothered by the aurora. I don't care that all the grids are bleeding. Fold the damn pizza boxes so we can get outta here
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exfauna @poisonjr.bsky.social · 17h
foot strong to step you on. foot strong to step on anyone…
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exfauna @poisonjr.bsky.social · 17h
moving to british colombia [sic] to protect everyone from my focused light weapons
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exfauna @poisonjr.bsky.social · 1d
it is very lucky that i am this insane and still alive
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exfauna @poisonjr.bsky.social · 1d
im listening to my old music and oh boy was i unwell
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exfauna @poisonjr.bsky.social · 2d
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 2d
babe wake up new climate town video about it's about fuck lawns (basedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbased)
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Chris Truex @ctruex.bsky.social · 2d
For some reason, lately I've been thinking about the episode of Arrested Development where Maeby throws away one banana for each dollar she takes from the register, so it "balances out"
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exfauna @poisonjr.bsky.social · 2d
Dora the Entertainer
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exfauna @poisonjr.bsky.social · 2d
Cedric the Explainer
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 2d
US government is running a protection racket bsky.app/profile/nyti...
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 2d
Venezuelan officials, hoping to end their country’s clash with the U.S., offered the Trump administration a dominant stake in Venezuela’s oil and other mineral wealth in discussions that lasted for months, according to people close to the talks.
Venezuela’s Maduro Offered the U.S. His Nation’s Riches to Avoid Conflict
Venezuela’s autocrat had proposed allocating his country’s oil wealth and other natural resources to the U.S. and ending deals with American adversaries to appease President Trump.
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exfauna @poisonjr.bsky.social · 2d
bring me dinner
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exfauna @poisonjr.bsky.social · 2d
Please stop calling my mashed potatoes "hetslop." I was cooking all day while you were at work
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