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Peter Pantsless Geraci

@pnxnotded.bsky.social

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Idiot. Also a dad. In a constant state of disappointment. My name isn't actually Peter.

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Peter Pantsless Geraci @pnxnotded.bsky.social · 18h

Hey, literally everyone involved with this commercial that is apparently an AI voice over from Ronald Reagan should lose their jobs.

Peter Pantsless Geraci @pnxnotded.bsky.social · 1d

Where do you even buy film these days? I assume online but can’t imagine there being a huge demand. Who’s making it?

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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 1d

Most baffling type of dude in history is the dude with a secret second family. Seems terminally exhausting.

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Peter Pantsless Geraci @pnxnotded.bsky.social · 2d

I repeat.

Peter Pantsless Geraci @pnxnotded.bsky.social · 2d

Caleb is so damn slippery.

Peter Pantsless Geraci @pnxnotded.bsky.social · 2d

Caleb is so damn slippery.

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Ing aka Tophat Artooning @ingforart.bsky.social · 2d

It's a revival of antifascist clowning

These ppl want to feel macho and tough when they pick fights, but you don't get that fighting a clown.

At best you beat up a clown and at worst you get your ass kicked by a clown and there's no coming back from that

Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 2d

The inflatable costume thing with the protesters is really good because it renders the body armor/CoD weaponry aesthetic of the ICE Nazis even more ridiculous than it already was. Suiting up like Rambo to face down a dancing frog. No coming back from that

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Peter Pantsless Geraci @pnxnotded.bsky.social · 2d

Nice little bit of real time mental gymnastics there with the commentator bending over backwards to justify that personal foul as the replay simultaneously proves it wasn’t.

“It shows intent.”

GTFOH

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Peter Pantsless Geraci @pnxnotded.bsky.social · 2d

I went into it with low expectations that I learned later were because of bad marketing. So much fun. Gets better with every rewatch too.

Peter Pantsless Geraci @pnxnotded.bsky.social · 2d

Is that effective run blocking I’m seeing from the Chicago Bears?

a man with a beard is asking what year is .

ALT: a man with a beard is asking what year is .

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Peter Pantsless Geraci @pnxnotded.bsky.social · 2d

I’m so tired

Peter Pantsless Geraci @pnxnotded.bsky.social · 2d

How many times have Spurs completely whiffed on a ball in the box like that this season? So frustrating. #COYS

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Peter Pantsless Geraci @pnxnotded.bsky.social · 2d

Spursy innit

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 3d

MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.

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Peter Pantsless Geraci @pnxnotded.bsky.social · 3d

I’m sorry, but that’s fantastic.

Peter Pantsless Geraci @pnxnotded.bsky.social · 3d

Pretty good company!

Peter Pantsless Geraci @pnxnotded.bsky.social · 3d

A hard lock parlay?

Peter Pantsless Geraci @pnxnotded.bsky.social · 3d

Becoming harder to argue as every inning passes.

Peter Pantsless Geraci @pnxnotded.bsky.social · 3d

In the modern MLB, players train their entire lives to be power hitters, high leverage pitchers, or control guys with speed. They specialize in one of those and ply their perfectly honed talents while being rewarded richly.

Shohei Ohtani can do all of that better than almost anyone in the league.

Peter Pantsless Geraci @pnxnotded.bsky.social · 3d

What an absolute smoke show she was. Completely underrated in almost every aspect.

Peter Pantsless Geraci @pnxnotded.bsky.social · 3d

That was a fucking catch and a half.

Peter Pantsless Geraci @pnxnotded.bsky.social · 3d

First player in the storied Dodger franchise history to have two multi-HR games in the same series.

He is today’s starting pitcher.

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Peter Pantsless Geraci @pnxnotded.bsky.social · 3d

Best player in the entire history of the sport.

Peter Pantsless Geraci @pnxnotded.bsky.social · 3d

Me, to Milwaukee:

Peter Pantsless Geraci @pnxnotded.bsky.social · 3d

There’s still time

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Peter Pantsless Geraci @pnxnotded.bsky.social · 3d

Ohtani with movement like that in the 3rd inning of an elimination game with a 3-run lead? Yeah, book that tee time.