Patrick Skinner
@pmskinner.bsky.social
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Nothing much to say that hasn’t been said long ago: I’m a doofus and a terrible follow
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I don’t take pictures with public officials while I’m working. If I have a badge on, I’m not taking pictures with politicians. I do meet amazing people all the time, though. Met several today. Positive change means doing positive work today. And then doing it all again tomorrow..
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What you say is what you think and what you think is what you do and what you do is who you are.

Act accordingly or be judged accordingly.
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MeanCat is an uncomplicated tyrant. A warm bed and a quiet house. History’s Greatest Monster loves his fluffy bed.
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They’re permanent. They’re family.
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These two always go to either side of me and then stare at me like I’m home late for curfew and they’re not so much mad as they are disappointed but they’re still gonna ground me
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Ahahah. I’m so stupid. At some nice event. I go to the restroom and use this hand soap and wonder why it doesn’t foam….
Probably cuz it’s mouthwash.

But my hands are minty fresh.
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Home. And Big Leany has called a national security lean emergency because there was a shortage of leans this morning and the strategic reserve of leans is too low. So here we are. For a while.
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All rise. The Skinnerville Court of Appeals is now in session. The Honorable Grumpy Face Blacky Whitey and the Honorable Regular Face Blacky Whitey presiding.
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Home. In time for my civpro class. And history’s greatest monster, MeanCat, comes off the porch for his patented greet-and-beat.
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Whole lotta ‘why were there so many firefighters at the World Trade Center on 9/11’ with our disgraceful president’s pathetic statement about FBI agents responding to the 1/6 riot and heavily-publicized insurrection
at the US Capitol.

The logic of a liar.
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The orangey sunflowers are blooming in October. Later than years past. Self seeded so that might slow them down. They toppled over in the recent winds but are still happy and blooming. It’s quite a sight.
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When the weather turns even slightly cool, MeanCat, history’s greatest monster, demands his fluffy beds be brought out and positioned in his favorite spots.
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Neighbor down the street passed away. We had promised her to look after her kitties and here we are..
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Probably a mistake to have narcissistic billionaire children with petty-god complexes run the society and economy of a people taught from birth that empathy is evil and selfishness is patriotism.
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Home. A bit weary. Luckily I have 7 days of schoolwork to do in the next 2 days…oh well. I can’t complain when I get what I ask for, since I tend to ask for the opposite of easy. I’m what scientists call ‘a dummy’.
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Home again. We don’t have to be this way. Back at it in a few hours
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30 or so a year. Every year. Trials add up
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Morning with Big Leany and the JD Salinger of medium-sized dogs, Sweet Potato Pie Pup
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After law school, only one thing is gonna keep me from prosecuting murders in my home town, and that is prosecuting the shameful federal ‘law enforcement’ officers who are so proudly violating the law. Save your signing bonuses for defense lawyers. You’ll need them.
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Home. And the Court of Appeals is now in session.
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“Let me look right into the camera and tell you very clearly: The Orangeys aren’t concerned about your healthcare. That’s not a talking point. I wish you ill.”
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Our Lady of the Immaculate Orangey bids you a good evening
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Our Lady of Persistent Hibiscus bids you a good evening