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Pluto @plutoswarrior.bsky.social · 1d

YLURE KILLING ME. YOURE KILLING ME. I WANNA SEE WILLOW D I G THOSE CLAWS IN BAYBEEE

Pluto @plutoswarrior.bsky.social · 1d

One day I’ll get good at art and then you’ll all be sorry one day I’ll get really good at it and all the slutty romantic shit I sketch will actually get finished one day

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Pluto @plutoswarrior.bsky.social · 8d

Just finished watching someone play Deltarune chapter 4… Google show me a picture of this guys bal– *sounds of violence*

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Pluto @plutoswarrior.bsky.social · 9d

Right like you never know “loving something too much” than when you break free even for a moment from a very long and obsessive fixation

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Pluto @plutoswarrior.bsky.social · 10d

I understand the disappointment that comes with me not having COD as the center of my heart anymore but you have to understand how amazing it feels being free from a hyperfixation that had me in a choke hold for THREE. YEARS.

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Pluto @plutoswarrior.bsky.social · 11d

Trying my hardest to finish this Spideypool fic pls hype me up

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Pluto @plutoswarrior.bsky.social · 11d

Arching his back like that and FOR WHAT!?! FOR ME TO WANT HIM???? FUCK 💚🌸💚🌸💚🌸

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Pluto @plutoswarrior.bsky.social · 12d

EEEEHEEHEHEEEE 🌸💚🌸💚🌸💚

Sunflower @sunflowercoffee20.bsky.social · 12d

late bday gift for @plutoswarrior.bsky.social

hope you had a great bday :D hope you like it!

#callofduty #deadpool #simonghostriley

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Pluto @plutoswarrior.bsky.social · 12d

THATS ME AND MY BABIES THANK YOU this is so sweet!!

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Pluto @plutoswarrior.bsky.social · 12d

OHOHOHOHOHO HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎈🎊🎉

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Pluto @plutoswarrior.bsky.social · 14d

Obsessed w it h the lighting here ugughu he is so beautiful his muscles aughghgh

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Pluto @plutoswarrior.bsky.social · 14d

Thank you!!!!!

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Pluto @plutoswarrior.bsky.social · 14d

Thank you so much!!!!!

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Pluto @plutoswarrior.bsky.social · 15d

Thank you!!!!!!

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Pluto @plutoswarrior.bsky.social · 15d

Oughgjghh thank you my friend!!!

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Pluto @plutoswarrior.bsky.social · 15d

You are so sweet!!! Thanks!

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Pluto @plutoswarrior.bsky.social · 15d

Thank you!!!!!!

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Pluto @plutoswarrior.bsky.social · 16d

It’s my birthday so everybody has to be really nice about the shitty art I just posted 😤 /j

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Pluto @plutoswarrior.bsky.social · 16d

Deadpool sees Peter Parker for the first time! Peter doesn’t catch it.
#spideypool

Peter Parker sits at a coffee shop booth reading a book. The caption pointing to him says “baby faced nerd at a coffee shop”

Deadpool is in full gear, his eyes wide. Captions are his inner voices and his own voice.
Yellow: holy hot stuff Batman!
White: bus.
Voice: holy shit! I have GOT to get his number!
White: bus.
Yellow: huh?
Voice: huh?

View from inside the coffee shop. Peter looks startled at the sound of (in the background): Deadpool getting hit by a bus (complete with Blam! And Hoooonk! Sound effects).

Same shot from inside the coffee shop. Peter is looking out the window, confused because he doesn’t see anything. To the left, from beneath the window, a tiny weak heart floats up from where Deadpool is (presumably) laying post hit and run.

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Reposted by Pluto

Pluto @plutoswarrior.bsky.social · 17d

Another Spideypool fic 😔 heavy trigger warning for violence and gore in this one! Thanks sm if you read!
#spideypool

archiveofourown.org/works/71967841

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Pluto @plutoswarrior.bsky.social · 17d

Another Spideypool fic 😔 heavy trigger warning for violence and gore in this one! Thanks sm if you read!
#spideypool

archiveofourown.org/works/71967841

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Pluto @plutoswarrior.bsky.social · 21d

Wade “the ONLY thing I care about is money. Unless it’s my daughter or my wife who hates me or Death or Spiderman or Wolverine or–“ Wilson and Peter “no I’m not Deadpool’s friend it’s just a coincidence I got him the same sweater he got me for Christmas” Parker

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Pluto @plutoswarrior.bsky.social · 21d

Love Deadpool bc every story starts with “all I care about is money” and always ends with “this makes me feel bad :( I’m gonna kill my evil employer”

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Pluto @plutoswarrior.bsky.social · 23d

Bad news Cod lovers the Deadpool brainworm is digging in a little farther than I thought it would 🤷😔

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Pluto @plutoswarrior.bsky.social · 24d

And really what’s ONE more traumatic experience for Spider-Man what’s watching one more loved one die in front of him really