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Creature of dubious origin Born to post poorly thought out bits #1 Grindsexual Yankee Free Zone 18+ only

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Plukoro @plukoro.bsky.social · Jul 3

Made a Straw page so you guys can ask me questions
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Plukoro @plukoro.bsky.social · 42m

THE JAYS WON LETS GOOOO I'm still open to getting my ass beat though

Plukoro @plukoro.bsky.social · 22h

Any bad bitch bbw wanna beat me up when the Jays lose to the Mariners

Plukoro @plukoro.bsky.social · 9h

its like the "deep sadness of scrumblo wumblo" and it's the supereyepatch wolf trying not to cry voice talking about bing bing wahooing

Plukoro @plukoro.bsky.social · 9h

the worst is when they hold the last syllable constantly

Plukoro @plukoro.bsky.social · 20h

My friends called me metrosexual the other day so now I preface every opinion I have with "As a metrosexual Whiteman"

Plukoro @plukoro.bsky.social · 22h

Any bad bitch bbw wanna beat me up when the Jays lose to the Mariners

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Plukoro @plukoro.bsky.social · 2d

I think the LA DODGERS SUCK

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Plukoro @plukoro.bsky.social · 2d

Jeff Probst putting the kids into the 26 hour endurance challenge

Plukoro @plukoro.bsky.social · 2d

As a certified Scrandler it doesn't matter how poorly drawn the Scran is I can sense it

Plukoro @plukoro.bsky.social · 2d

They can't handle a challenge for real Scrandlers, I managed 8/10.

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Plukoro @plukoro.bsky.social · 2d

Big diet Pepsi is life broski

Plukoro @plukoro.bsky.social · 2d

Gonna cash out my e-clout for 3 cheeseburgers and a big diet pepsi

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Plukoro @plukoro.bsky.social · 2d

Stuck at the office when I just wanna BBQ with a BBW

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Plukoro @plukoro.bsky.social · 2d

Kitchencels is really funny but specifically the posts that aren't fake for likes but like 100% unironic and not a bit

Plukoro @plukoro.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah and its also like the most enshitified app ever

Plukoro @plukoro.bsky.social · 3d

gonna get jacked so I can pull a baddy with a dumpy who likes jeopardy

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Plukoro @plukoro.bsky.social · 3d

Tinder is so cheeks I log in once every few months and every time it's so penis dude lmao

Plukoro @plukoro.bsky.social · 3d

The amount of Sim Slop in next fest is crazy

Plukoro @plukoro.bsky.social · 3d

Not showing up to work tomorrow tee hee

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Plukoro @plukoro.bsky.social · 3d

What if I quit my job and explode forever

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jafa @jafa.bsky.social · 4d

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Plukoro @plukoro.bsky.social · 3d

So peak

Plukoro @plukoro.bsky.social · 3d

I don't care how much lead they put in it you will catch me guzzling that muscle milk

Plukoro @plukoro.bsky.social · 4d

Getting back on the art

Reply to this post with OCs or Characters and I might perhaps potentially draw them chubby or fat or something if they catch my fancy

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Plukoro @plukoro.bsky.social · 4d

Commission for @crystalblisters.bsky.social

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