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Turtle Pudge Obsessed @ploktmnt.bsky.social · 9d

Leo leaning down to whisper into Raph's ear as he stuffs another eclair into Raph's maw:

"Remember you DESERVE to have your physique ruined. You DESERVE to be fattened up. You DESERVE to be made flabby and useless. You DESERVE to be a blubbery pig of a turtle..."

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Turtle Pudge Obsessed @ploktmnt.bsky.social · 16d

Donnie getting too fat for his hover chair.

Donnie getting too fat for his sausage sized fingers to fix his hover bed.

Donnie getting too fat to stand up and threaten to sit on his bros if they don't help him fix his hover chair.

Donnie getting too fat to fat to do anything.

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Turtle Pudge Obsessed @ploktmnt.bsky.social · 21d

1400 lb Mikey belching himself awake as the reverberations shake his blubbery figure with tidal-wave like ripples that cause the layer to rubble, consequently waking his bros who would start preparing his first of seven breakfast feedings of the day...

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Turtle Pudge Obsessed @ploktmnt.bsky.social · Sep 29

Raph knowing his packing on weight, but he didn't care.

Raph knowing his muscles were softening, but he didn't care.

Raph knowing he was getting out of shape, but he didn't care.

Raph knowing his addiction to cookies wasn't only worsening his waistline, but he didn't care.

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Turtle Pudge Obsessed @ploktmnt.bsky.social · Sep 23

Donnie, sick of the "chore" of eating to nourish his body, installs a portal feeding system to his stomach.

Of course he doesn't know Mikey has been sneaking in at night to add an extra 10k cals worth of butter to the external portal, hence Don's recent spike in weight.

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Turtle Pudge Obsessed @ploktmnt.bsky.social · Sep 15

"This is mandatory stomach-training, no you cannot stop because you feel 'full.' This is a test of wills, mind over matter, so keep EATING!" Leo barked before grabbing Mikey's plump head & shoving it into the cake, holding firm while Mikey chewed his way to breath of fresh air...

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Turtle Pudge Obsessed @ploktmnt.bsky.social · Sep 8

Hot-headed Leo and quick-tempered Raph still getting into weird arguments, even in the middle of ninja retirement as they yet against squabbled over who's pot belly was bigger, resulting in an aggressive belly-bumping match that Mikey just watched, popcorn in hand...

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Turtle Pudge Obsessed @ploktmnt.bsky.social · Sep 1

Donnie huffing impatiently as the hydraulic lift hoisted in his 1600 lb frame up into a sitting position, then had to wait AGAIN for his courier bot to grab the 6 pizzas from the fridge for his breakfast.

How annoying...

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Turtle Pudge Obsessed @ploktmnt.bsky.social · Aug 25

Leo finding a second passion in competing in pie eating contests, as a measure of his own control over his body to push pass the limits of consumption (i.e. mind over body). Sure that means he plumped up to 450 lbs within a year, but winning was far too gratifying...

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Turtle Pudge Obsessed @ploktmnt.bsky.social · Aug 18

Mikey belching in Donnie's maw, shortcircuiting the brainiac's mind, making him suddenly forget the lecture on "diet and exercise" and suddenly feeling hungry himself.

Mikey just smirked, knowing the gluttonous "virus" had been spread to yet another turtle...

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Turtle Pudge Obsessed @ploktmnt.bsky.social · Aug 11

Leo using his guided meditation of the ninja gang to implant subconscious seeds of gluttony, lethargy, and gainerism, so that when the turtles start packing on weight and skipping training, he (Mr. Perfect) can use the excuse to let himself go and relax too...

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Turtle Pudge Obsessed @ploktmnt.bsky.social · Aug 4

800 lb Mikey sitting on Raph in the dojo while he meditates, proving once and for all that all those "workouts" that Raph was doing paled in comparison to the strength that comes from several hundred pounds of turtle bulk...

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Turtle Pudge Obsessed @ploktmnt.bsky.social · Jul 28

Instead of cutting back on their gluttony, Donnie invents mechanical exosuits to aid the 800 lb Leo, 900 lb Mikey, 950 lb Raph, and 1100 lb Donnie himself to "walk" (i.e. mechanical waddle) around lair, particularly to the fridge for another gut-busting snack...

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Turtle Pudge Obsessed @ploktmnt.bsky.social · Jul 21

Donnie convincing Raph that if he wants to bulk up, he needs to eat 15,000 calories a day.

Donnie then sits back and watches Raph gorge every day for 6 months, packing on 15% muscle "gains" and the rest turning into bulbous fat on Raph's increasingly out of shape figure...

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Turtle Pudge Obsessed @ploktmnt.bsky.social · Jul 14

Obese Mikey getting bored of Leo's nagging about his sweaty, flabby, cellulite-riddled weight, so he just sits on Leo for about an hour, soaking his ass sweating Leo's skin, forcing Leo to shower all afternoon and leave Mikey alone in peace and quiet (and surrounded by snacks)...

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Turtle Pudge Obsessed @ploktmnt.bsky.social · Jul 7

Bros secretly fattening up Leo, knowing once he was out of shape enough, his pride would led him to cancel practice so his bros wouldn't notice how sweaty and lardy he'd become...

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Turtle Pudge Obsessed @ploktmnt.bsky.social · Jul 1

7'6" 700 lb Donnie as a towering, fat nerd, using his bulk to bully Leo it letting him out of training so only continued to get fatter and lazier.

Just a useless mountain of growing turtle nerd blubber that often crushed an annoying bro beneath his wide-loaded, weighty rump...

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Turtle Pudge Obsessed @ploktmnt.bsky.social · Jun 23

Leo and Mikey watching dumbfounded as 550 lb Raph waddled into the living room, wheezing from effort, sweat pouring from his fat folds, and sitting down with a near-couch destroying plop.

Only for Raph to proclaiming his "bulking" phase was still only half way complete...

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Turtle Pudge Obsessed @ploktmnt.bsky.social · Jun 16

Leo forcing Mikey to get fat, conveying that if Mikey wanted to be a couch potato, Leo would ensure he embodied the part:

Force tube feeding, appetite ablators from Donnie, all to ensure Mikey packs on 500 lbs of permanent, useless flab, leaving him immobile in front of the TV.

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Turtle Pudge Obsessed @ploktmnt.bsky.social · Jun 10

Turtle bros opening a pizza shop, but in the competitive restaurant climate, they get few customers and thus are forced to consume much of the pizza themselves to "save money on groceries" prompting them to each fatten up 100 lbs within the first 6 months of opening...

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Turtle Pudge Obsessed @ploktmnt.bsky.social · Jun 2

Neurotic 450 lb Leo forcing his bros to gain weight so that he can still be the "thinnest" and "most in shape" and can flaunt his "superior self-discipline" on his bros when they're each tube fed into 800 lb immobile blobs...

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Turtle Pudge Obsessed @ploktmnt.bsky.social · May 26

Donnie sick of Raph's fitness arrogance so he used his reality-alteration device to re-write history so that instead of a gym rat, Raph had ALWAYS been a couch potato dweeb, watching in real time as Raph turned from a muscle hunk into a 450 lb short stack, wobbling anime nerd...

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Turtle Pudge Obsessed @ploktmnt.bsky.social · May 19

In all his brilliance, Donnie still hadn't noticed that his bros were intentionally trying to fatten him up.

All those snacks from Leo, take out runs from Raph, and heaping homecooked meals from Mikey were not just "nice" acts, but designed to fatten him up into a 700 lb blob...

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Turtle Pudge Obsessed @ploktmnt.bsky.social · May 17

Don pretending like a certain animated movie hadn't awoken something in him and he had no idea that giving hoverbeds to all the turtle bros would make them dependent on the convenience as they fatten up into muscle-atrophied 650 lb blobs now DEPENDENT on the air mobility support.

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Turtle Pudge Obsessed @ploktmnt.bsky.social · May 7

Raph waking up to the sound mechanical sound of the feeder hose being lowered and the beep of the forklift carrying in the day's 3 barrels of lard that were going to be pumped into his already 1600 lb, cascading, immobile body...

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