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plantwrench
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Would you rather gamble with Tony Vitello or play it more "safe" with Kurt Suzuki?

I feel jealous as an angels fan
lakers played incredibly sloppy, shot incredibly poorly and couldnt defend the 3 to save their lives, yet it was a 6 point game in the 4th because we have luka
oh i didnt know you were a warriors fan
angels find new ways to disappoint me that i didnt even know were possible
really fucking sucks to be an angels fan man
well, as an angels fan, let me say this:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS EVERY SEASON SOMEHOW WORSE FUCK HOLY SHIT FUCK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
honestly im so sick of the angels. arte moreno has ruined the team so many times over and just sucks as a human being. the cheaping out for a manager with no experience because a man worth $5B runs such a shit organization that no one wants to come without compensation is just bleak man.
thats fair too, but i am letting the hatred pump through my veins
yea but if you wanted a catcher why not go with Benji Gil, a well liked former catcher with good coaching experience? also i dont hold him in that high regard MAGA stuff aside, so i really think the only reason he got hired is that hes probably cheap and going to be an arte yes man
got out of a work meeting and saw that the angels:

>hired kurt suzuki as manager
>mike trout is crying about his friend skaggs dying

today is NOT a good day to be an angels fan
This is why i dhgate everything now
Wasnt feeling too strong after the first two games 😅
i at least predicted the ALCS exactly (dont look at the NL side)
im no pujols fan, but only arte could fuck this up worse

arte: im gonna hire pujols as the next manager
everyone else: whoa, thats sorta crazy, not sure he has the right experience
arte: okay i wont hire him then
everyone else: ah, cuz he wasnt experienced enough?
arte: no i wanted to pay him less
im very skeptical of all three, tbh. especially if suzuki is gonna be mostly a yes man to arte.
Choices went from bad to worse
*me seeing a giant Straw Hats flag* fucking based