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Bones🔞 @plantbonesnsfw.bsky.social · 7h

Shlorpin holes 😌

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Bones🔞 @plantbonesnsfw.bsky.social · 7h

Means its time for some shplorin in them holes 💪

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Bones🔞 @plantbonesnsfw.bsky.social · 7h

Listen ill just make a port/decorated mineshaft entry there later so the loadstone is still good

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Bones🔞 @plantbonesnsfw.bsky.social · 8h

IM NOT USED TO IT USUALLY IM THE UNEMPLOYED FRIEND MAKING PROGRESS WHILE EVERYONE IS OFFLINE LMAO
curse this wretched pocket edition curse

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Oljoi8s @oljoi8s.bsky.social · 11h

#xielian #wuming #hualian #tgcf

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Bones🔞 @plantbonesnsfw.bsky.social · 12h

Xie lian explaining to new gods why no one is doing anything about the ghost king infiltrating heaven
#tgcf #hualian

Out of context discord message that says "he's my problematic age gap malewife who kills people for me"

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incorruptible chastity plum @fruitcode4040.bsky.social · Jun 2

my most cherished hualian headcanon since before i really knew anything about them is that their postcanon sex life is like at least 50% "im a little bee you have to hold me down by the wings and repopulate the hive"-type highly abstracted and nonsensical sex rp

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lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · Jun 1

xie lian calling best friend hua cheng on the phone after every time he masturbates because he always feels so lonely after and san lang makes him feel better and when hua cheng finds out THAT is what the pattern is he loses absolutely his mind

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Bones🔞 @plantbonesnsfw.bsky.social · 12h

Now im imagining it somehow comes up and hc, head empty, says "i can hold geges free hand while he jerks of so he wont be lonely" and xl doing mental gymnastics to decide that yes, that is a perfectly normal thing for friends to do 🤝

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StargazerKG 🦸🌠 Stellar Hero Vtuber @stargazerkg.bsky.social · 16d

Paypal is now playing harder ball on artists, going after anyone even mentioning commissions.

Artists, send invoices. That way, no one has to say what the money is for on Paypal's paper trail.

Customers, SAY NOTHING about commissions. Just say "thanks" on donos.

Everyone: INCREASE THE CALLS.

qdbuckwheat.bsky.social @qdbuckwheat.bsky.social · 17d

Sharing a helpful link, has other numbers and call scripts to use.
stop-paypros.neocities.org

Stop payment processors from censoring games!

stop-paypros.neocities.org

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Bones🔞 @plantbonesnsfw.bsky.social · 12h

Its him the loml

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Bones🔞 @plantbonesnsfw.bsky.social · 21h

It does it does most certainly ty

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Bones🔞 @plantbonesnsfw.bsky.social · 22h

Good soup very good soup indeed <3

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Bones🔞 @plantbonesnsfw.bsky.social · 1d

Have we read it before? yes a few times.
will we be reading it again? Absolutely yes.

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Bones🔞 @plantbonesnsfw.bsky.social · 1d

Will it help if i stare at you autistically with big wet eyes

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Bones🔞 @plantbonesnsfw.bsky.social · 1d

*grabby hands* i am in need of xl injury recovery hurt comfort where he feels angsty abt being a burden or entirely unused to attention when hes hurt being a good thing until hc
Or just hurt comfort of hc taking care of xl in any kinda vulnerable state
any media type including random thoughts

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Bones🔞 @plantbonesnsfw.bsky.social · 2d

Deserved 💪

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deb 𓆝 @ the mult-iverse @spffnity.bsky.social · 4d

[ nsfw: lemon, induced "heat", self-fucking tentacles? ]

pet longboi merhua getting exposed to another pet mer that's in season and it does nothing but make him bare his teeth and be on edge all banquet while xie lian gently pats his tail to try and settle him, then ending their stay at the +

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zhizhi @an-zhi.bsky.social · 4d

I looove XL angsting over the ethical dilemma of keeping an intelligent creature as a pet to save his live while the creature is just like "hooray yippee hooray I get to be Dianxia's sparkly toy!"

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Bones🔞 @plantbonesnsfw.bsky.social · 2d

Ehehehehehe i chew the wood for u

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Rain @artiacinsomnist.bsky.social · 2d

he just cant seem to keep quiet after that, so gives him a piece of cloth to bite down on and a face mask so no one can tell
its not Technically a gag, hc could spit it out anytime if he wanted. but it sure does feel like it

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Father Knife @crownlessagain.bsky.social · 2d

Need XL to use one of those secret app controlled vibrators on HC in public ,,,,,

he's gotta test the strength of HCs composure and see how long it takes him to break

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reid | hualian brainrot @mossymage.bsky.social · 3d

HC trying to remain calm when he turns and sees XL just staring at him like 👁️👁️

XL is especially bad at it when he fixates on watching HC’s hands while he’s working or when they’re walking together and XL starts trailing behind and HC is trying to convince himself that XL is NOT checking out his ass

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Bones🔞 @plantbonesnsfw.bsky.social · 4d

Say no more, mc has been our special intrest since like 4th grade

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Bones🔞 @plantbonesnsfw.bsky.social · 4d

Would u wanna play together perhaps 👀👀👀👀

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