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pizzalawyer @pizzalawyer.bsky.social · 1d

92% off? No my friend, for you I'll do ELEVEN instead.

pizzalawyer @pizzalawyer.bsky.social · 1d

a man with a beard is sitting on a plane and says he 's out of line but he 's right

ALT: a man with a beard is sitting on a plane and says he 's out of line but he 's right

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pizzalawyer @pizzalawyer.bsky.social · 2d

*record scratch noise* you may be wondering how I got myself kicked out of Barnes and Noble. Let me take you back to where it all started.

A hand soap dispenser with a sticker that says “for rectal use only” stuck to it.

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pizzalawyer @pizzalawyer.bsky.social · 4d

I got to go see the stardew symphony last night🥰

Yes I was overdressed but I’ve never been to a symphony before and I’ve never had a suit before so it was a good excuse to get one

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pizzalawyer @pizzalawyer.bsky.social · 7d

I actually just watched it yesterday! 🧡

it made me stop and think "Ok I think I have that..... I have that, right??" and try to see it from a few different angles. I appreciate you thinking of me!

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pizzalawyer @pizzalawyer.bsky.social · 10d

Explain your username

I stole it from an old little caesers commercial

youtu.be/ivfW8ULXov8?...

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pizzalawyer @pizzalawyer.bsky.social · 11d

My biggest gripe about DQ3 is when you set someone to focus on healing, they exclusively use their most powerful spells until it's time to heal at which point they don't heal because they blew through their MP casting offensive spells.

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pizzalawyer @pizzalawyer.bsky.social · 11d

If you like boomer shooters, Hands of Necromancy is a solid buy

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pizzalawyer @pizzalawyer.bsky.social · 11d

I RSVP’d my daughter for a birthday party and the response I got was “Ok cool 😎 I just finished the weezer cake.”

I thought it was some kind of weird typo or autocorrect but no, I guess this 9 year old girl just REALLY likes the band Weezer lmao

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pizzalawyer @pizzalawyer.bsky.social · 14d

Game pass

pizzalawyer @pizzalawyer.bsky.social · 25d

I was staring at this for like 5 mins trying to figure out why he looks like he had a snorkel mask on before I read the actual text

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pizzalawyer @pizzalawyer.bsky.social · Sep 2

This seems pretty therapeutic to me 😀

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pizzalawyer @pizzalawyer.bsky.social · Sep 1

Sometimes you just gotta freeball

pizzalawyer @pizzalawyer.bsky.social · Aug 30

I see this and my immediate thought is ah yes, “another Phantasy Star Online character”.

pizzalawyer @pizzalawyer.bsky.social · Aug 25

I love the look of the Nine Inch Nails one!

pizzalawyer @pizzalawyer.bsky.social · Aug 15

Post a screenshot of your first 5 Steam purchases and let Bluesky judge you

Open the Steam client, click your name in the top right -> account details -> View purchase history and scroll down