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Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 22h

Opinion | I support invoking the insurrection act to stop the epidemic of protestors wearing inflatable animal suits.

Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 22h

In this Ohio diner, Nobel still means Chelsea. But the locals know this. If Donald Trump does not win the Nobel Peace Prize the antichrist will arise and torment those who are left behind.

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Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 23h

Awarding the Nobel Peace Prize to President Donald J. Trump, who I do not support, makes far more sense to me than giving the prize to a drone-loving shitlib like Barack Hussein Obama, who I also do not support.

by Glenn Kenobi

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Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 2d

Beyond parody

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Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 2d

The remote town of Lonesome Dove might seem like a strange place to meet Trump supporters. But over the cacophony of livestock you can hear a pair of aging former rangers in the Dry Bean saloon muttering to each other that Biden is the reason Lorena wants to flee to San Francisco.

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Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 2d

Scientists say there is no discernible link between circumcision and autism. But this trio of former comedians, MMA fighters, and recovering heroin addicts isn’t so sure.

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Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 2d

If the founding fathers were alive today, they would support the federal government dispatching masked agents to major cities, surveilling people, rounding them up, and shipping them off to foreign gulags without due process.

by The Federal Society

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Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 2d

The NYTimes has been on a roll lately...

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Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 2d

Opinion | Why the guy who is bombing fishing boats, threatening to invade allies, and rounding up people without due process and deporting them to foreign gulags... actually deserves the Nobel Peace Prize.

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Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 2d

The real winner of the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize? Florida Governor Ron DeSantis.

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Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 2d

Cool beans

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Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 3d

Put the Nobel Peace Prize on the blockchain.

by Andrew Yang

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Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 3d

It's high time for the Democrats to finally tone down their rhetoric. Also I agree with Trump that the radical left marxist antifa un-Americans libtards are destroying this country.

-WaPo Op-Ed

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Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 3d

Opinion | Americans should boycott the Nobel Peace Prize until Trump is given one.

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Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 3d

👍

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Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 3d

There is no explicit constitutional prohibition against sniping an unarmed pastor from a rooftop so it's hard to understand why liberals are so enraged over this issue.

by Jonathan Turley

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Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 3d

Also... LOL

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Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 3d

A podcast by the morons, for the morons.

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Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 3d

😆😆😆

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Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 3d

M$DNC shitlibs will never admit that Genocide Joe could never have achieved this extraordinary peace deal negotiated by President Donald J. Trump, who I do not support.

by Glenn Stefani

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Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 3d

Breaking: Despite having no experience, Bari Weiss has been announced as the new UNC head coach.

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Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 4d

Tell Me Weiss

I should have known better than to trust The Free Press not to be a legacy media sell out. If I fell for it, then I’ll cry instead. You can’t do that, Bari!

by Maureen Dowd

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Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 4d

In this Ohio diner Bari still means Manilow but they do know one thing. The Free Press came and it gave without taking and now CBS took it away, oh Bari!

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Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 4d

"Out of the Vein" is a great album.

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Pitchbot Reply Guy @pitchbotturd02.bsky.social · 4d

Weiss Men Say Only Fools Rush In

The Free Press is ready for a little less conversation, a little more action now that they’ve signed a $150M deal with CBS. But despite all the burning love for Bari Weiss, will she turn out to be the devil in disguise?

by Maureen Dowd

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