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pirate40.bsky.social @pirate40.bsky.social · 10m

Their Bible says God hates everyone but them. It’s the new love thy neighbor.

pirate40.bsky.social @pirate40.bsky.social · 1h

Homan is going to be easy to prosecute since his interviews are televised and he admits to crimes on tv.

pirate40.bsky.social @pirate40.bsky.social · 1h

There is that merit based hiring again…

pirate40.bsky.social @pirate40.bsky.social · 2h

The guy who constantly says he doesn’t know what is happening wants you to believe him that he knows Democrats are causing the shutdown.

This is beyond parody now.

pirate40.bsky.social @pirate40.bsky.social · 2h

Honestly, I’m surprised he spelled his name right.

pirate40.bsky.social @pirate40.bsky.social · 3h

Winning the MAGA Christian way.

pirate40.bsky.social @pirate40.bsky.social · 4h

Meritocracy seems to be working out well. When your rich husband can pay for you to have a job, qualifications and doing well in the job doesn’t really matter.

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pirate40.bsky.social @pirate40.bsky.social · 4h

I’m not a conspiracy theorist but one can make the argument that MTG has been kidnapped and replaced by an alien.

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pirate40.bsky.social @pirate40.bsky.social · 5h

Jesus: “What you do to the least of these, you do unto me.”

Trump: “Biden fed too many people.”

Evangelicals: “Trump was chosen by God.”

Trump Cult: “I didn’t vote for this.”

It’s mind numbing how stupid this all is.

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pirate40.bsky.social @pirate40.bsky.social · 6h

Shocking. I’m sure Trump did not want to do this at all.

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pirate40.bsky.social @pirate40.bsky.social · 6h

Policing what people say is a MAGA policy.

Suffering consequences for saying shitty things is a karma policy.

Merry Christmas because it was ALWAYS said. You really can’t fix stupid.

pirate40.bsky.social @pirate40.bsky.social · 8h

He must be talking to a mirror.

pirate40.bsky.social @pirate40.bsky.social · 1d

MAGA is not a serious party with real desire to help all Americans.

It’s a grift.

pirate40.bsky.social @pirate40.bsky.social · 1d

Hey Jake Tapper, Trump is admitting live that he doesn’t know what he is signing.

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pirate40.bsky.social @pirate40.bsky.social · 1d

The media is ridiculous. I’ve had tougher questions from a four year old.

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pirate40.bsky.social @pirate40.bsky.social · 2d

Trump hates America.

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pirate40.bsky.social @pirate40.bsky.social · 2d

Or they are weak cowards.

pirate40.bsky.social @pirate40.bsky.social · 2d

I’d like him to find Nigeria on a map.

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pirate40.bsky.social @pirate40.bsky.social · 2d

I think it’s time for her to come out of the closet.

pirate40.bsky.social @pirate40.bsky.social · 3d

It’s interesting that no one from Home Depot has been arrested. Hiring undocumented is illegal.

pirate40.bsky.social @pirate40.bsky.social · 3d

I’m sure he is thinking about his MAGA fans tonight as they prepare to starve while he dines on prime rib.

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pirate40.bsky.social @pirate40.bsky.social · 3d

Jesus spoke Aramaic. Moses spoke Hebrew. One could guess that when God spoke to them, it wasn’t in English.

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pirate40.bsky.social @pirate40.bsky.social · 3d

Canada has an abusive relationship with the US. They should leave us and find a better partner.

pirate40.bsky.social @pirate40.bsky.social · 3d

NewsNot is beyond parody. At this point, I’d rather buy a haircut for a poor person than new marble for the Lincoln bathroom.

pirate40.bsky.social @pirate40.bsky.social · 4d

I can’t imagine living with the false reality that as you sit in your double-wide you believe:

1) you are one of the wealthy
2) you will be in the coming years

Or

3) Trump is fighting for you

🤦🏻‍♀️🤡

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