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Piper Paige

@pipermintz.bsky.social

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Literally a mouse <:3 )~ I like drawing and posting silly stuff She/her 🏳️‍⚧️

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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · May 15

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 5h

Yay

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 1d

never thought of it that way...

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 2d

I work in an ER and for the eighth time in the past month we have had a pregnant woman presenting with severe liver failure after ingesting an entire bottle of Tylenol to give her baby "swag like Sheldon", whatever the fuck that means

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samantha @goblinsorcerer.bsky.social · 2d

hard to please

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 2d

No I wish.... I'm DUTCH ☹️

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 2d

I'm happy someone noticed him 🤧

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 2d

Tanner Norwood would be such a pretty name for a girl 🥺💖

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 2d

Electrolysis companies HATE her, local mouse gets around a moustache shadow with one simple trick!

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 4d

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 6d

Ohhh that's what that word means... I always wondered

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 7d

I hate showing Helluva Boss to people cuz you gotta be like "yeah the style kinda sucks and the writing isn't that good and the creator is lowkey a bad person but I promise it's good" and then they do a song and you're like "okay yeah.. it's also a musicalm.. but PLEASE I promise it's good"

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 7d

It's funny that God punished HP Lovecraft for being racist by reincarnating him into an Irishman (Timothy McVeigh)

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 7d

It is :(((

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 7d

This should've never happened...

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 7d

I think if people did less cock and ball torture and did more cock and ball mindful loving awareness the world would be a better place

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 7d

This is what 10 years of HRT looks like.... Wow.

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 8d

Haha yes that is the Serial Experiments Lain VHS boxset, glad you noticed

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 8d

Picture of my fucking ass

Asked for by NOBODY
Dedicated to NO ONE

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 8d

They invented a sequel to my boobs;

My balls

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 10d

I hate when a guy asks if he can suck me off. Buddy, I don't even let women suck me off

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · Sep 16

"Can you wear an outfit that shows off your boobs without feeling AGP" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · Sep 10

You could tell a conservative talking head got assassinated today because the vibe at Trader Joe's was absolutely jubilant

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · Sep 6

*American trying to explain gender reassignment surgery* okay imagine there was a Christian Hamburger

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · Sep 5

Luckily there's not much! There's only one, brief, body horror scene

Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · Sep 4

@cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social you should watch this movie if you haven't, it's a certified cowtoolslike