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@pinofdnp.bsky.social

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maria @pinofdnp.bsky.social · Feb 27

all men do is lie

maria @pinofdnp.bsky.social · Feb 27

are dan and phil here yet

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maria @pinofdnp.bsky.social · Dec 5

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maria @pinofdnp.bsky.social · Nov 28

good omens but its dan and phil

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maria @pinofdnp.bsky.social · Nov 27

hear me out

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maria @pinofdnp.bsky.social · Nov 24

so this was kinda crazy

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maria @pinofdnp.bsky.social · Nov 23

genuinely can’t believe we exist in the same timeline as dan and phil

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maria @pinofdnp.bsky.social · Nov 22

@danielhowell.bsky.social hello it’s me once again daniel

maria @pinofdnp.bsky.social · Nov 22

who said i gaf about dan calling phil at 4 am because he’s always there for him no matter what

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maria @pinofdnp.bsky.social · Nov 22

phil breaking the joint post streak does this mean he’s single

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maria @pinofdnp.bsky.social · Nov 22

phil when dan showed up at his apartment bc he needed help with his laundry and never left

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maria @pinofdnp.bsky.social · Nov 22

happy frid(g)ay :3

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maria @pinofdnp.bsky.social · Nov 21

this has such married energy

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maria @pinofdnp.bsky.social · Nov 21

i said oh i’m sure

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maria @pinofdnp.bsky.social · Nov 21

guys be honest are dan and phil real?

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maria @pinofdnp.bsky.social · Nov 21

if i think too much about how i never had a notice from either of them i easily start having the urge to walk into incoming traffic

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maria @pinofdnp.bsky.social · Nov 21

@danielhowell.bsky.social it’s me again

maria @pinofdnp.bsky.social · Nov 21

good morning i almost started crying because i imagined phil being really excited about his glitter disc from tiktok shop and then it arrived and he threw it out and never showed dan…he’s so endearing