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Jon
@pifflevalve.bsky.social
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 45m
cool. Yeah. Ok. Right.
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 45m
I’ll do your balls too. All part of the service
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 52m
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 1h
They had to use a trundle wheel
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 1h
iPhone 13 Mini owners have the biggest dicks
Camera info: iPhone 13 Mini
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 1h
AAAAAGGGGHHHAAAAASHHHHGGHHHHHSHHGGAAAAABBBAAAAGGGGGGGHHHGAAAAAAHHHHGGGGGH - bzzzz - AGGGGGGHHHHAAAASNNHHHN
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 3h
I admit I usually whisper “oh goodness me” but very quietly
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 4h
ok but would you pick the hot one or the one who has the great personality?
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 4h
Happy to help
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 4h
I am a delicate little flower
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 4h
Oh I love Paris!
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 5h
Mine runs entirely on solar power so no cost at all! Also we usually just have medium weather here so it's not much of a win for me really if you think about it
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 5h
There's a long-running road closure in Exeter. Local news reports it's because of gas main repairs but Facebook lunatics have decided it's a government plot to restrict travel and force us into a permanent lockdown with permits required to leave the city
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 5h
Well, I have the a/c on, but it's running in reverse. That's sort of the same I think. Maybe.
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 5h
I've put a smidge of heating on. Just a tickle. Just a whisper of warmth
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 6h
Isn't it always 'death' ?
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 7h
Yeah, she got a biscuit
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 7h
I installed one during the Covid lockdowns along with solar panels, so I get free air conditioning and cheap heating. I did it all myself, but I'd get someone else in next time
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 7h
Give me a biscuit
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 7h
I remember it from when I was younger and I always thought it was just a woman saying hello to a new neighbour downstairs
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 7h
Greatest Hits Radio has being playing Luka by Suzanne Vega a lot recently. Catchy tune, seems pleasant enough... and then you listen to the lyrics and realise it's about child abuse
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 7h
Maybe for you city types with your fancy ways
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 9h
I’m old enough to remember when “on line” just meant your dot matrix Epson was ready to print
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 10h
YouTube sponsored videos thrust in front of me when I log in: “Expert destroyed!”, “Academic Paper Shredded By Average Guy!”

They really want us to reject facts and knowledge don’t they
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Jon @pifflevalve.bsky.social · 11h
Prefer the Tesco Clubcard points tbh