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scott pianowski
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notes in crayon. in love with subtlety. yahoo sports fantasy scribe. grinder. hecky bean. @fswa hall of fame, class of 2021. grateful.
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True story, I know a girl who has a family in the Cleveland area. She didn't want her young son to get sick at school, so she sent him in his Jerry Jeudy jersey so he wouldn't catch anything.
Richard Linklater is a treasure. I'm very much overdue to rewatch that.
It's always fun talking to Chris.
It's a big *THURSDAY* podcast:

🏈 @pianow.bsky.social on emergency W8 starters
🏈 @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social on W8 in DraftKings
🏈 Previewing #MINvsLAC
🏈 A few snarky emails
🏈 A hilarious new mixtape

It's a fun one! The link is 👇
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No running back has ever made it to 1,100 receiving yards in a season; only five have cracked 1,000. Right now. Christian McCaffrey is on pace for 1,253 receiving yards.
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Fancy play syndrome, Seahawks. You're shredding. Don't need Kupp throwing passes.
Definitely happy for Toronto, but I feel sick for Seattle.
Those summer takes that had Jameson Williams beating Amon-Ra St. Brown this year were adorable.
The Colts are like that Matthew Sweet album: 100% fun.
So about the Raiders and those three first downs. That’s the first team to finish with three or fewer first downs in 17 years (Raiders, 2008). It’s happened just five times in the 2000s, just 13 times in the Super Bowl era. Good job, good effort.
Very sorry to hear the news about Doug Martin's passing. He was a fun player. I can close my eyes and imagine him running through the Raiders left and right his rookie year. RIP.
The Raiders had three first downs. The Raiders ran 30 plays. The Raiders finished with 95 yards of offense. This game felt like it should have been 80-0.
Trade Alvin Kamara? Who would want this version of Kamara?
The Raiders beat the Patriots this season. Feels like 10 years ago.
The Raiders have run 14 plays. Fourteen!
Week 7 Darts:

Patriots -6.5
Rice under 67 rec
Pierce over 38.5 rec
Jets +1.5
Bucs +5.5

Buena suerte.
Shohei Shohei Shohei, how'd you do that trick?
As you're navigating the secondary round of pickups, keep in mind Week 8 is the Byepocalypse: Cardinals, Lions, Jaguars, Raiders, Rams and Seahawks sit next week. Be proactive.
It's like the old Marguerite Duras line. "Very early in my life, it was too late."
Never had a draft go so wrong, so quickly.
I've had Rico Suave locked in my head for eight straight days.