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piandcake.bsky.social
Ewan
@piandcake.bsky.social
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Be gay. Do cross-stitch ~ British (whether I like it or not) ~ He/him 🏳️‍🌈
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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · Aug 26
Oh *now* you tell me this isn't what you meant by adult fan of Lego 😅
A paddle used for spanking. It has Lego bricks attached to the surface
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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 1d
We're going to need more foil!!
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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 1d
That is a very good point 😏
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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 1d
My next question: How do you feel about people standing on tiptoes to smooch you?
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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 1d
Shame you can't get a tolerance break from me 🤪
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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 1d
Hahaha you're welcome
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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 1d
I chuckled
A blackboard that has the following written on it: "A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has recently been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be a... Pharaoh roché"
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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 1d
Willing to bribe my way in with cookies
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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 2d
Bahahaha nooooo 🙈
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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 2d
Your lack of blackcurrant (the best flavour) hurts me 😅
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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 2d
Corey! 😂😂😂 It's nice to see them in their natural form before they get processed for those delicious flavourings
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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 2d
Gay for pay? I think you mean...
A basket of plastic fruits with a label attached that says "artificial fruit"
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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 2d
You'd very rarely be wrong 😅
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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 2d
Am I thinking wildly lecherous thoughts... Yes, yes I am
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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 3d
Sexy bitch
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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 3d
The clocks have changed. It's dark before 5. This can be a tough time for people's mental health. Know you can always reach out to me if you need to
A post from Samaritans that reads "You don't need to be 'ok' around me, I'll take you exactly as you are."
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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 3d
I do not regret being told this though 🥵
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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 4d
Yes!
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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 4d
Noooooooooo
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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 6d
I'll luxury your battle pass until you boost
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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 7d
A venn diagram. One circle is "invited to a large group gathering." The other circle is "sex on SSRIs." The overlapping segment is "I'm not coming"
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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 7d
Glad of the clarification 😂
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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 8d
I love it!! And so nicely made
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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 8d
👀👀👀
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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 8d
You're welcome? 🤔
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Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 8d
elmo from sesame street is sitting on a potty with the words happy bidet below him
ALT: elmo from sesame street is sitting on a potty with the words happy bidet below him
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