Phoebe Eaton
banner
phoebeeaton.bsky.social
Phoebe Eaton
@phoebeeaton.bsky.social
290 followers 980 following 12 posts
Award-winning Investigative Journalist | Playwright | Screenwriter @AirMail @NYTimes @NYMag @THR Amazon author, Secret History of El Chapo 🐲🐲🔥 Here Be Dragons: 🔗 phoebeeaton.substack.com 🔗 phoebeeaton.com | Signal: PhoebeEaton.01 Stalk me baby
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
'O Bella Ciao' written by #TylerRobinson on one bullet casing was an anti-fascist Resistance anthem in WWII. 'Notices bulges' and 'If you read this you are gay LMA0' on other casings—res ipse loquitur. Registered Republican Sheriff Dad turns him in.
But the truth is, the Feds undoubtedly began the negotiation asking for billions MORE. And given how most cartel money is tied up in real estate & Mexican properties are so hard to seize, $15 billion would seem an UNDERESTIMATE of #ElMayoZambada net worth—merely the amount on hand in a Swiss bank.
#Sinaloacartel boss #ElMayoZambada’s claimed ability to get a check to U.S. Feds for $15 billion by Jan 13 is a major farewell flex putting #ElMayo in net worth territory of Laurene Powell Jobs/Peter Thiel; Sinaloans once celebrated Forbes rank of partner #ElChapo's with "701" on baseball caps. 1/2
Hard Time with #HarveyWeinstein: Behind the jailhouse bars with Weinstein & prison consultant Craig Rothfeld, who helped Weinstein survive being locked up in one of the nation’s notoriously dangerous jails. A solid year in the reporting—and now in @thr.com. www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...
1,000-plus reads in just a few hrs: my latest magazine investigation (FREE read) on alleged CEO Killer #LuigiMangione. A former prodigy grappling w/ manhood; a crime scene reveals a hitherto untold tale. Signs the brain-befogged fanboy didn’t act wholly alone. LINK IN BIO w/new info/pics/rare video.
Suspected CEO Killer #LuigiMangione had obsessions, the Unabomber & magic shrooms among them. Books @ spinal surgery feature on his @goodreads reading list. Pics below are from his Twitter: Was he in hock to docs? An Aspy genius seeking relief on many levels? Not everyone can handle microdosing.
Might you add me? I've gone out of my way to not have any email visible anywhere so as to avoid spam/doxxing but am DM-able via my website/IG/Linkedin/Twitter/Facebook etc. Tx
From my subst@ck Here Be Dragons: Trump had surprising competition at the Garden for the position of Almighty Zeus: Elon Musk—introduced to rallyists as 'the greatest capitalist in the history of the USA' and 'the world’s smartest richest man.' You didn’t have to have a high I.Q. to spot the issue.
Reposted by Phoebe Eaton
The Central Casting national security cast fills out—all still 40-59, the Latino for balance, the tryhard chubby girl for lighter comedy, the sexy-satan crook to run FBI & DoJ for darkest comedy.

All perfect for the show’s crazy premise: like their boss, none would ever get such jobs in real life.
“Where’s all my party people at?
Party people put your hands in the air where I can see them…”
#lastnight
#grandmasterflash
#chelseapiers