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Ball-chucker and poo-carrier for Milo Slobberchops and Ralph Wrigglepants. Sweaty mouth-breather on Zwift. 1x engineer. https://philbooth.me/blog

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pb @philbooth.me · 10h

Careful, I think they're up to something.

pb @philbooth.me · 1d

2001: A Space Odyssey (LLM version)
Dave: "Open the pod bay doors, Hal."
Hal: "I'll do that right now for you Dave!"
Dave: "Those are the wrong doors, Hal."
Hal: "You're absolutely right! I opened the inner airlock doors not the pod bay doors. I'll fix it!"
Dave: "That's still the wrong doors, Hal."

pb @philbooth.me · 5d

LIAR IT WAS BEAUTIFUL

pb @philbooth.me · 5d

Paul Hardcastle on keyboards #totp

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pb @philbooth.me · 5d

Is THIS punk? #totp

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pb @philbooth.me · 5d

YES! Knew I remembered this from somewhere!

pb @philbooth.me · 5d

This gets to no. 1 in 1998 #totp

pb @philbooth.me · 5d

"When you're in love with a beautiful woman, it's hard"
"Err, are you sure about that lyric?"
#totp

pb @philbooth.me · 5d

Baby Bumps, this is how you do it #totp

pb @philbooth.me · 5d

It's already better #totp

pb @philbooth.me · 5d

And pparently they all swim back to Barry every year to mate

pb @philbooth.me · 5d

Is this punk? #totp

pb @philbooth.me · 5d

"What did you think of #totp dear?"
"I liked the bit where he said 'Can you feel it?'"

pb @philbooth.me · 5d

Nope, still can't feel it #totp

pb @philbooth.me · 5d

This one's too much for my dogs, they've left the room and gone to sit in the hallway #totp

pb @philbooth.me · 5d

We don't normally get Legs & Co until later #totp

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pb @philbooth.me · 5d

She looks a bit pale for Ibiza #totp

pb @philbooth.me · 11d

Irvine you're a great man and one of my all time favourite authors, but please don't link to the S*n.

pb @philbooth.me · 12d

I think there's some of that strange glue stuck on Will's seat #totp

pb @philbooth.me · 12d

Is this guy even miming to the same track? #totp

pb @philbooth.me · 18d

Crisps hipster! A crispster!

pb @philbooth.me · 19d

Never mind that, Salt n Pepa on gogglebox

pb @philbooth.me · 19d

** stares at the floor **

"Of course not, I'm not stupid!"

** stares at the floor **

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pb @philbooth.me · 19d

I got grounded for buying this 7 inch, my Dad was proper disgusted with me. #totp

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pb @philbooth.me · 19d

I heard you the first time actually #totp