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Some kind of Halloween pun on the name Madeleine @pbastronaut.bsky.social · Apr 3

If you're wondering about my fixations over the last year, btw, they were:
- Cartoons from 40 years ago
- Sci fi from 50 years ago
- All 90s Star Trek
- WH40K as it was in 2002
- Mtg as it was in 2002
- D&D as it was in 2002
- Shitty 80s hard rock
- Swedish bands that sound like shitty 80s hard rock

Some kind of Halloween pun on the name Madeleine @pbastronaut.bsky.social · Apr 3

Lately all my special interests are things that are extremely not easy to share with other people. Media with abandoned or (sometimes literally) dying fandoms, music that's neither classic not popular, fairly niche linguistic stuff, long-discontinued editions of games, etc. 🧵

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Some kind of Halloween pun on the name Madeleine @pbastronaut.bsky.social · 1h

We should Balkanise England.

Casmilus @casmilus.bsky.social · 2h

What's your most unhinged Britain opinion?

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Some kind of Halloween pun on the name Madeleine @pbastronaut.bsky.social · 1h

I wonder what would happen if a student suggested Mr Hague looks like he fucks farm animals. I can only assume he'd be thrilled at hearing them exercise their freedom of speech.

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Some kind of Halloween pun on the name Madeleine @pbastronaut.bsky.social · 1h

God, I'm so fucking glad the computer has additional demands. I love this.

Some kind of Halloween pun on the name Madeleine @pbastronaut.bsky.social · 1h

I want a divorce.

Some kind of Halloween pun on the name Madeleine @pbastronaut.bsky.social · 4h

It looks like the 4chan store in the Milton Keynes town centre might be forced to close!

Some kind of Halloween pun on the name Madeleine @pbastronaut.bsky.social · 5h

Perfectly Smooth Zack Polanski isn't real. It can't hurt you.

PSZP:

Some kind of Halloween pun on the name Madeleine @pbastronaut.bsky.social · 7h

And yet you participate in society, etc etc.

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Some kind of Halloween pun on the name Madeleine @pbastronaut.bsky.social · 7h

The idea that we should completely individualise civil rights is absolutely fucking bonkers.

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Some kind of Halloween pun on the name Madeleine @pbastronaut.bsky.social · 7h

Well, if Labour's delivering on that promise then I guess they have nothing to worry about, right? Now, time to check the polls and take a biiiiig sip of water...

Some kind of Halloween pun on the name Madeleine @pbastronaut.bsky.social · 8h

I just had to look this one up. I had no idea about his arrest. God damn.

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Some kind of Halloween pun on the name Madeleine @pbastronaut.bsky.social · 9h

I was just thinking the problem with London is that it doesn't have enough road deaths.

Some kind of Halloween pun on the name Madeleine @pbastronaut.bsky.social · 9h

What a bizarrely hostile response to the statement that it's sometimes acceptable for TV shows to end.

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Some kind of Halloween pun on the name Madeleine @pbastronaut.bsky.social · 9h

I looked it up. Knoydart has a population of 157. About 0.8 people per square mile, which says a lot about how poor Rowling's reputation is. It's like being unpopular on the moon.

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Some kind of Halloween pun on the name Madeleine @pbastronaut.bsky.social · 10h

I'm pretty sure this is what happens at the end of The Monkey's Paw.

Some kind of Halloween pun on the name Madeleine @pbastronaut.bsky.social · 10h

Cool, maybe the government can fuck off to Denmark or Estonia and leave the rest of us alone.

Some kind of Halloween pun on the name Madeleine @pbastronaut.bsky.social · 13h

If his constituents "don't care" about his AIPAC money then they shouldn't care if he took corporate PAC money, because by his logic if it's not a majority of your funding it can't count as lobbying. So bragging about not taking corporate PAC money is a meaningless boast.

Some kind of Halloween pun on the name Madeleine @pbastronaut.bsky.social · 13h

They both arrive in Cincinnati at the same time.

Some kind of Halloween pun on the name Madeleine @pbastronaut.bsky.social · 22h

I just hope it's very soon.

Some kind of Halloween pun on the name Madeleine @pbastronaut.bsky.social · 23h

This is about me failing to think of hot sketches to do because I have no imagination.

Some kind of Halloween pun on the name Madeleine @pbastronaut.bsky.social · 23h

Trans women... *puffs pipe* ...are an enigma.

Some kind of Halloween pun on the name Madeleine @pbastronaut.bsky.social · 1d

Oh yeah, I need to sort that out!

Some kind of Halloween pun on the name Madeleine @pbastronaut.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, that's relatable.

Some kind of Halloween pun on the name Madeleine @pbastronaut.bsky.social · 1d

I should be allowed to hang with all the cool perverts on here but unfortunately I can't because I'm the boring kind of perverted.

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Some kind of Halloween pun on the name Madeleine @pbastronaut.bsky.social · 1d

I would've simply stopped giving Israel bombs and guns and money.

Some kind of Halloween pun on the name Madeleine @pbastronaut.bsky.social · 1d

There will now be sixteen new sets a year. Just you fucking try to keep up.