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Paul Lee

@paulytheism.bsky.social

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A mad, mad boi Hey everyone, this is going to be a hodgepodge. But if you're into that, I know a guy...

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Paul Lee @paulytheism.bsky.social · 38m

But the joy that it brings him brightens everyone's day. Exploded stomach or no.

Paul Lee @paulytheism.bsky.social · 1h

"couldn’t get it off and didn’t ask for help so he pissed in it and cried."

Brother, if I had a dime every time that happened

Paul Lee @paulytheism.bsky.social · 2h

They can stay. Just no one is going to talk to them. Like in their normal lives.

Paul Lee @paulytheism.bsky.social · 5h

Damn straight

Paul Lee @paulytheism.bsky.social · 6h

The "dems stole the election" shpiel would have taken coordinating thousands of people, all to stick it to the big dummy falls apart when one weak link would have run to the press and have a 7 figure book deal by the end of the week.

Paul Lee @paulytheism.bsky.social · 9h

It's alright. They can now go back to their bot farm where they can"engage" with other like-minded "people" and run and play, while people in their actual lives continue to shun them... like here.

Paul Lee @paulytheism.bsky.social · 10h

Lol. That was my first draft.

Paul Lee @paulytheism.bsky.social · 10h

Or just flat-out boring. They really seem to underestimate that merely imitating something else constantly is not entertaining to most people. Their shtick is tired and hackneyed and plays to one audience; all the bots that egg them on.

Paul Lee @paulytheism.bsky.social · 10h

Wait, his first name is Moore? He named him after her maiden name?

Welp, it's also WV. He'll probably be governor soon.

Paul Lee @paulytheism.bsky.social · 10h

Ya think?

Paul Lee @paulytheism.bsky.social · 10h

Haven't you heard? Parents aren't having children

Paul Lee @paulytheism.bsky.social · 10h

"I have not said anything rude or abrasive...."

"But I will."

Paul Lee @paulytheism.bsky.social · 11h

At least Mark Sanchez is out of there and has stopped doing embarrassing,....

[Touches finger to earpiece)

I'm going to have to circle back around on this later

Paul Lee @paulytheism.bsky.social · 21h

When you sleep with dogs....

Paul Lee @paulytheism.bsky.social · 21h

Is she ok?

Paul Lee @paulytheism.bsky.social · 21h

Been there

Paul Lee @paulytheism.bsky.social · 21h

I won't buy a product that is being advertised directly to me, and that is right up my alley, all because I'm afraid of making them the next insane "pillow guy."

Paul Lee @paulytheism.bsky.social · 21h

On X? But that's where I do my banking

Paul Lee @paulytheism.bsky.social · 22h

That man needs no horse

Paul Lee @paulytheism.bsky.social · 22h

How much grift can one fit in a half hour?

Paul Lee @paulytheism.bsky.social · 22h

But tim said they're just like him. Just on different sides of issues.

Paul Lee @paulytheism.bsky.social · 22h

Snuff out the embers

Paul Lee @paulytheism.bsky.social · 22h

Good job?

Paul Lee @paulytheism.bsky.social · 1d

Fraud: it's what's for dinner

Paul Lee @paulytheism.bsky.social · 1d

"Sorry that I stated that people that slightly annoy me should have violence committed on their person. My bad."

(under his breath)

"goddamnned poors"