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Paul Burley

@paulburley.bsky.social

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Designs things, tries to doodle, fails at sleeping, covets cats, Otaku dork. Repeat forever. Also @paulburleyffs on other places. 📍 Manchester, England 🌐 https://linktr.ee/paulburley

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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 11h

Same dentist?

Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 14h

I’m so sorry for your loss, Paul, losing someone in that way is heartbreaking. I can’t imagine the pain you’re feeling, but I hope you’re surrounded by love and support right now.

Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 16h

In all fairness, given the ongoing trend for young men to have dodgy moustaches and hairdos that make their heads look like broccoli, the new Hollyoaks/Brookside scenes could easily look like the old Brookside scenes. #DeeDooDoughDontDeeDough

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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 20h

You'll know I've written this because I have a habit of making tpyos, missing out words and.

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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 20h

"Did you really just write all that?" (me, politely ignoring the smell of freshly plopped AI bobbins on every Slack, Teams, and LinkedIn message).

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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 1d

You could only buy them at gigs previously, but I think they're available online now.

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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 1d

Apocalypse now, please.

Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 1d

For scale: Mabel with Harry Hill's faithful friend, Stouffer.

A small tabby cat next to a bizarre, blue soft vinyl cat.

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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 3d

I know it *looks* like a portaloo, Wills, but even still.

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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 3d

We all do that daily, I imagine.

Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 3d

Actually, if a person brought harm to anyone when alive, do speak ill of them.

Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 3d

Don't speak ill of the dead. Unless it's Ian Watkins. Cunt.

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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 3d

Mabel can’t go outside yet, so I put on a calming nature video for her. She loved the birds and fish. Then the squirrels came on and she launched herself at the TV like a furry missile. Lesson learned. No more Squirrel TV for Mabel.