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Patius Fatius Felinus

@patthefatcat1.bsky.social

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Dad of 2. Husband of 1. OMD Fan. 80's Kid. Star Trek fan. Insomniac. Part time TV critic. Demi Moore's next husband...Bit of a twat. Harmless!!

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Patius Fatius Felinus @patthefatcat1.bsky.social · 1d

On holiday Russ…just finished “End of an Error”
Just as good, just as scratching, just as funny & just as sad as the previous 2.

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Patius Fatius Felinus @patthefatcat1.bsky.social · 1d

Dip-Shit Don’t strikes again!

Patius Fatius Felinus @patthefatcat1.bsky.social · 1d

Bloody hell!
Does he do takeaways?
Looks delicious

Patius Fatius Felinus @patthefatcat1.bsky.social · 2d

OMG…is HE in the files too?

Patius Fatius Felinus @patthefatcat1.bsky.social · 3d

Bookies favourite?
Chinny Reckon!!

Patius Fatius Felinus @patthefatcat1.bsky.social · 5d

Loads of these so called Christians wouldn’t know how to be one, even if they didn’t pick & choose which bits they like & which bits they don’t.

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Patius Fatius Felinus @patthefatcat1.bsky.social · 5d

“An hour & a half without setting a white face”
…I’ve told you a million times @robertjenrickmp.bsky.social
STOP EXAGGERATING!

Patius Fatius Felinus @patthefatcat1.bsky.social · 5d

Not in the slightest anywhere near “lunch”!!

Patius Fatius Felinus @patthefatcat1.bsky.social · 5d

“Fuck all” then…

Patius Fatius Felinus @patthefatcat1.bsky.social · 6d

He’s the political equivalent of dog shit hanging in a tree.
You can see & smell the shit & wonder what type of scumbag put it there in the 1st place, but as it is still there, you know how disgusting it is!

Patius Fatius Felinus @patthefatcat1.bsky.social · 6d

And all because the lady loves…stoopidity!

Patius Fatius Felinus @patthefatcat1.bsky.social · 9d

He’s not a child…He’s a toddler with an access to a smartphone.

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Patius Fatius Felinus @patthefatcat1.bsky.social · 13d

Good point, well made!

Patius Fatius Felinus @patthefatcat1.bsky.social · 14d

Has he imposed 100% tariffs on any golf course other than his own yet?

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Patius Fatius Felinus @patthefatcat1.bsky.social · 15d

On a similar note;
Why isn’t our media asking the same simple questions.

That means you Laura & you Fiona & you Nick…Oh for Christ sake Mason, you can stop fluffing him now. Have some dignity man!

Shit - I’ve answered my own question.
More roast swan please…

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Patius Fatius Felinus @patthefatcat1.bsky.social · 15d

To be fair, he’d be better than at least 1/2 of ‘em!

Patius Fatius Felinus @patthefatcat1.bsky.social · 15d

Hey ‘Merica
How about changing the boring chants of
“It’s in the hole”
“Get in the bunker” or
“U…S…A” on every bloody shot,
to something more amusing & less annoying such as
“Rel-Ease - The - Files?”

#RyderCup

Patius Fatius Felinus @patthefatcat1.bsky.social · 16d

It’s most certainly working so far!!

Patius Fatius Felinus @patthefatcat1.bsky.social · 16d

What’s the Facist paedo doing there?
#RyderCup

Patius Fatius Felinus @patthefatcat1.bsky.social · 17d

Rhetorical…

Patius Fatius Felinus @patthefatcat1.bsky.social · 18d

You missed out the word “absolute”…he is an absolute fucking moron!

Patius Fatius Felinus @patthefatcat1.bsky.social · 19d

Just stand, point, laugh & just keep laughing at the facist twonk.
Thank Good we haven’t all been kicked in the head by a horse!!!

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Patius Fatius Felinus @patthefatcat1.bsky.social · 19d

Farage has his finger on the pulse as ever!

Patius Fatius Felinus @patthefatcat1.bsky.social · 19d

I got raptured twice last night.
A most wonderful experience. I particularly liked the chat with the bearded guy in white.
Anyway, a full team meeting in Grimsby today, so the highlights of my week continue.
I am looking forward to finishing even bigger high this weekend by cleaning the oven!

Patius Fatius Felinus @patthefatcat1.bsky.social · 20d

I do hope it’s before the 2 hr Teams meeting I have later & not after!!

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