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@patstractor.bsky.social

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Seahawks, Mariners, Australian shepherds, cats, tractors, PNW, unapologetically left wing. Unsolicited DMs from new followers is an automatic block.

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Pat @patstractor.bsky.social · 4m

OMG, egg to a pup?

a woman in a blue jacket with the words fire in the hole below her

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Pat @patstractor.bsky.social · 1h

Give him as many sweaters as he desires.

Pat @patstractor.bsky.social · 1h

We have to give Toby these allergy shots under the skin every couple of days and we were struggling to distract him. Then we remembered beef flavored baby food exists, distraction achieved.

Pat @patstractor.bsky.social · 1h

Win the world series and shower him with cash.

Pat @patstractor.bsky.social · 2h

I live about 5 miles north of Monroe, WA in the woods, my neighbor next door has 10 acres, sounds like that's where they were.

Pat @patstractor.bsky.social · 2h

Well, except Olivia Nuzzi.

Pat @patstractor.bsky.social · 2h

I think everyone can agree that RFK is fuckin nasty.

Pat @patstractor.bsky.social · 2h

Coyotes got something, they are screaming. Scared my animals.

Pat @patstractor.bsky.social · 2h

A voice full of gravel, a brain full of worms, heroin scars down the arms, and the skin of a 90 year old Arizona nudist.

That's hot.

Pat @patstractor.bsky.social · 4h

Wow, Yamamoto is just something else. What a game.

Pat @patstractor.bsky.social · 4h

I barely remember the game, my brain is focused on baseball.

Pat @patstractor.bsky.social · 1d

10/10, no notes.

Alex Mayer @alexmayer34.bsky.social · 1d

All 3 Mariners that homered tonight have a first name that starts with “J”

Julio Rodríguez, Jorge Polanco & Josh Naylor.

🔱 Against the JAYS.
🔱 J is 10th letter in alphabet; M’s scored 10 runs.
🔱 Julio (and Polo): first Mariners with 3+ run HR in ALCS since JAY Buhner.

#Postseason #TheMayerGWS

Pat @patstractor.bsky.social · 1d

Happy Birthday! 🎂

Pat @patstractor.bsky.social · 1d

Until today!

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Megan Corcoran @megancorcoran.bsky.social · 1d

MIGHT AS WELL WIN THE WHOLE FUCKING THING.

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Where’s Taco Wallace? @cheeziebreezie.bsky.social · 1d

MARINERS FUCKNG WINNNNNN!

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Resident Lightsaber Technician @hawkstalkers.bsky.social · 1d

2-0 Mariners lead in the ALCS and we are headed back to Seattle!!! My oh my!!! #goms #SeizeTheMoment

a baseball player wearing a blue helmet with the letter s on it is hugging another player

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Pat @patstractor.bsky.social · 1d

Taking a 2-0 lead into game 3.

GoMs!

a group of men are standing in a room talking to each other and a sign that says lets goooo .

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pugetstout @pugetstout.bsky.social · 1d

Oh Canada #goms

Pat @patstractor.bsky.social · 1d

Naylz! Extend this man!

Pat @patstractor.bsky.social · 1d

Jorge Mr October Polanco.

Pat @patstractor.bsky.social · 1d

Yup, I can taste it.

Pat @patstractor.bsky.social · 1d

"It tastes like Michael's". Very descriptive!

Pat @patstractor.bsky.social · 1d

Hmm, maybe!

Pat @patstractor.bsky.social · 1d

That turkey bit was terrible.

The are you a breast or legs man question. 🤦‍♂️