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🔵 Parki:|N|:s 🟡 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · Jun 6

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(Relatively) noise-free MLS feed, now with hashtags! The list I pulled them from was a couple years old and so a few are probably out of date, I’ll try and keep an eye on that. I know I missed a bunch for Austin FC.

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🔵 Parki:|N|:s 🟡 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 23m

The best part of rewatching games you went to is putting more context to a story you only got part of in the stadium. For example, did you know that the sequence at the end of Game 2 in which we let de Paul dribble toward our box unpressured for five years was in fact only a few seconds?

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🔵 Parki:|N|:s 🟡 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 1h

“The Unspeakable Kiss” is my favorite The Cure song

🔵 Parki:|N|:s 🟡 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 20h

The Lions They Are A-Changin’: Orlando City has announced the departure of GK Pedro Gallese, the first casualty of their ambitious new “no stupid assholes” policy that will see the club replace the entirety of their roster, coaching staff, and fan base over the winter.

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🔵 Parki:|N|:s 🟡 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 23h

Recession Indicator: There’s a Spirit Halloween in Opry Mills

🔵 Parki:|N|:s 🟡 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 1d

The idea of feeling unsafe at the grocery store is so funny to me. There aren’t even shadows!

🔵 Parki:|N|:s 🟡 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 1d

Tonight was the most complete game this team has put together in exactly one month.

Bauer totally deserved his Man of the Match plaudits but tonight was a VERY big night for Corcomaniacs. The kid shined all over the pitch and showed some things no one else on the roster can really do.

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🔵 Parki:|N|:s 🟡 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 1d

Y’all showed out tonight big time in some dogshit weather, props to everyone who’s gonna have no voice tomorrow

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🔵 Parki:|N|:s 🟡 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 1d

That’s my Coach of the Year 🥲

🔵 Parki:|N|:s 🟡 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 1d

Just when I thought I was out? They pull me back N

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🔵 Parki:|N|:s 🟡 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 1d

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🔵 Parki:|N|:s 🟡 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 1d

LET’S GOOOO

IT’S BAUER HOUR ONCE AGAIN

The Boys have looked really good all game, it is simply too cold to type

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🔵 Parki:|N|:s 🟡 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 1d

LET’S GOOOOOOO

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The Castle is rockin’ and opportunity’s a-knockin’ as Hany puts some PISS on a long ball to set Sam loose and draw a pen.

We’re still alive baby

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🔵 Parki:|N|:s 🟡 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 1d

Hell on the Hill baby let’s fucking goooo

Win or go home, let’s do this shit

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🔵 Parki:|N|:s 🟡 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 1d

Big Bauer fan, he’s done nothing but impress his whole time here.

… except at left back lol

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🔵 Parki:|N|:s 🟡 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 1d

Tate Schmitt must just be complete ass for us to be going with Bauer at left back tonight. This year’s McKinze Gaines Award winner for a guy who sees the field for 20 minutes and then the coaches go “yikes”.

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🔵 Parki:|N|:s 🟡 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 1d

Bye GEODIS Park it’s been real. See ya next year. 💛💙

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🔵 Parki:|N|:s 🟡 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 2d

Out on Top: Taylor Washington won Silliest Costume at last night’s NSC Halloween party by wearing his uniform without a warmup vest, sending attendees into peals of laughter.

Julian Gaines was mistakenly awarded runner-up after showing up to the event without his cast on.

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🔵 Parki:|N|:s 🟡 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 2d

Tonight is also probably our last chance to apply The Rules™️, the smartest thing I ever posted and a 100% accurate guide to our season.

These won’t apply next year as the BIG made a big statement to the rest of the league. Just remember this whole season was bought with house money.

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🔵 Parki:|N|:s 🟡 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · Mar 2

Just so fans of other teams are clear on MLS rules for 2025:

If you lose to Nashville SC, we’re so back, we’ll see you losers at the MLS Cup parade, and your team is cringe.

If you beat Nashville SC, we’re in the middle of a rebuild, you shoulda won by more, and your team is cringe.

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🔵 Parki:|N|:s 🟡 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 2d

Win or lose, tomorrow’s almost certainly it for the Castle as we’re all but a lock to spend the remainder of our playoff campaign on the road.

Miami bad Messi bad MLS bad. Everyone knows. Make the most of your last chance to cheer on the Boys til February and who knows what they’ll do?

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🔵 Parki:|N|:s 🟡 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 9d

*whispers* let’s go.

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Hany’s been getting close on those for a while. Whoopeeeeee.

Can we go home now? I have a date with 17,000 fat people in pink on the 1st to get ready for.

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🔵 Parki:|N|:s 🟡 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 9d

They could add 110 minutes and we wouldn’t score. I’d rather pack it up and go home to try and save our season at the Castle. This has been a statement game for us and it has not been a positive statement.

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🔵 Parki:|N|:s 🟡 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 9d

Let the record show that on October 24th, 2025 at 8:51 PM Central time, Andy Najar asked for a foul on Lionel Messi and was granted it.

Corky and Brugman in as BJ continues to make ~*choices*~

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🔵 Parki:|N|:s 🟡 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 9d

We’ve looked better so far. Dujic has let the Falcón/Surridge battle go too far - Falcón has one of the longest leashes in the league - and we’re set up for a spicy last half hour.

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🔵 Parki:|N|:s 🟡 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 9d

My favorite part of the first half was when they waxed poetic about Luís Suárez for two straight minutes as the camera focused on him trying to think about anything but his disintegrating knees before I thought “wait, don’t we have the ball?” and we did. Apple TV, everybody!

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🔵 Parki:|N|:s 🟡 @parkinsgillespie.bsky.social · 9d

Yeah, see? I didn’t hate that. I think we can get something out of this game yet.

Would’ve been nice for Sam to remember they were in Fort Lauderdale and not try to score on a goal in Miami at the end of the half there but that’s Sam, what can you do. Get him the ball more.

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