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Parker

Parker

@parkertron.bsky.social

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Rebel in control. London.

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Parker @parkertron.bsky.social · 11h

Not enough for my taste.

Parker @parkertron.bsky.social · 12h

What is this? (holds up picture of elephant)

An elephant.

Correct.

I aced it.

Parker @parkertron.bsky.social · 12h

My all time favourite one of these was in 2018 when Trump said "we did very well in the mid towns... and the mid terms" thus inventing a hitherto unknown set of elections in which his party had prospered.

Parker @parkertron.bsky.social · 14h

Hello from the UK.

Around Brexit time, when they pretended it was worth asking might there also be an upside to unplugging 45 years worth of economic, educational, agricultural, medical, scientific, legal, security and defence integration.

Parker @parkertron.bsky.social · 14h

Is it on loan?

Parker @parkertron.bsky.social · 1d

Superb.

Parker @parkertron.bsky.social · 2d

I have occasionally visited and it's like inspecting the interior of the destroyed reactor at Chernobyl. After about five minutes you can feel the radiation making your teeth vibrate.

Parker @parkertron.bsky.social · 2d

Joe Robertson, MP for the Isle of Wight.

Parker @parkertron.bsky.social · 2d

In all the world there's none I loathe
As much as slimy Michael Gove

(there are, in fact, two more lines to this short poem but I cannot post them without receiving custodial sentence).

Parker @parkertron.bsky.social · 2d

Nothing whatever.

Parker @parkertron.bsky.social · 2d

Mamdani. Three syllables. Evidently Mr Musk feels this is too much for him to master.

Parker @parkertron.bsky.social · 2d

Very Trumpy

Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 2d

Farage: "I now understand more than I did the role of the state in strategic industries. This is why Richard and I went to Scunthorpe. If we hadn't gone to Scunthorpe, there would be no primary steel made in Britain today."

Does he genuinely think his bandwagon photo-op saved steel? NURSE! 😂 ~AA

Parker @parkertron.bsky.social · 3d

Money and attention

Peter Walker @peterwalker99.bsky.social · 3d

One potential factor in X radicalisation/racism which shouldn’t be ignored is the financial incentive to be outrageous/widely-shared. Rupert Lowe - whose payments we know as he has to declare them - can clear £5,000 a month in X payments.

Parker @parkertron.bsky.social · 5d

Brief, diverting fantasy ensues of car going into the ground like a dart.

Parker @parkertron.bsky.social · 6d

Will Andrew be stripped of his Royal titles in a televised ceremony?

Parker @parkertron.bsky.social · 7d

Sheer insanity that Trump is president.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 8d

Trump does a very unflattering impersonation of Modi

Parker @parkertron.bsky.social · 8d

MP for Midwich

Parker @parkertron.bsky.social · 8d

By "go around" is it possible he means "violate"?

Parker @parkertron.bsky.social · 8d

In interview, John Cleese said after day one of rehearsing Fawlty Towers, he and Connie Booth were worried. "We didn't think she'd do it like that."

But after day two, they were saying to each other. "No! We were wrong. The way she's doing it is SO much better than what we had thought of."

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Tarik Abou-Chadi @tabouchadi.bsky.social · 9d

Nauseating. The epitome of the high-speed normalization of the extreme right in the UK.

Peston @itvpeston.bsky.social · 9d

Is the Reform MP who says she’s driven mad by TV adverts full of Black & Asian people a racist or realist? How many migrants would the Tories expel? & should the UK be selling fighter jets to Türkiye?

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#Peston

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 9d

I have a very bad feeling about this...

Parker @parkertron.bsky.social · 9d

They are looking for something or they are monitoring something.

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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 9d

Ah, yes. Reform UK. "A movement built by real people." All smiling and clasping their hands in EXACTLY the same way.

I'd love to see the prompts that generated this.

<make them happier>
<make some of them young>
<make two of them - NO, don't want to upset Pochin - one of them black> ~AA

Parker @parkertron.bsky.social · 9d

I am sure he will try but he'll be 83 and at the current rate of decomposition his brain will be mashed swede.

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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 9d

"We don't want to forget, we want to remember."

25 years from the end of the LGBT+ ban in the military, a monument to their courage is being unveiled. It could not have arrived at a more relevant moment. Everywhere we look today, we can see that progress can be undone all too easily. ~AA