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I go by Rob

I go by Rob

@papashot.bsky.social

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The hog of the forsaken, he is the pork of crime.

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I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 2h

Almost exclusively against my will

I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 2h

That’s so many GD picks I don’t think *eye* could fuck that up

I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 16h

I originally understood “Pete era posters” to mean, like, Evan

I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 23h

Man, how is this not on Apple

I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 23h

I take my old peanuts slathered in caramel and chocolate

I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 23h

Devastated to see my Take 5 ally become my Baby Ruth enemy. bsky.app/profile/papa...

I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 3d

Parental advisory: check your kids’ candy hauls for Reese’s Take 5, then steal a couple. They’re good as hell.

I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 1d

Haha, that’s insane. It doesn’t remotely sound like that?

I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 1d

The orcas yearn for Michael Jackson

I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 1d

Horton so open I legit thought WFT forgot to put someone on him.

I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 1d

Well fuck me running, Okada did it!

I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 1d

Worried about that INT holding up. Arm maybe came down OB before the second toe tapped.

I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 1d

Heart says Potato

I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 2d

If mashed potatoes is $5 it’s got to include gravy. Otherwise the value takes a massive hit.

I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 2d

Jack and the Beanstalk?

I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 2d

Lmao. Books stop taking action on a UFC fight when money floods in on a +220 underdog to win in the first and then that’s exactly what happens. Good night to fix a fight I guess.

I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 2d

On the one hand, they’re saying some things that should make us optimistic. On the other hand, they’ve lied before!

I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 2d

On at least a couple of the angles they showed it looked to me like the slide may have touched the corner before it was clear his foot was back on.

I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah even tho I had to physically force myself to watch the World Series, it was dutifully keeping my mind away from thinking about the M’s offseason. Minutes after the final out now, and, shit! We don’t have a single infielder currently under contract I’m comfortable with!

I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 2d

Trying to imagine a world in which the ump saw the foot come up, called it safe. We get the same replay views we saw on the broadcast, and they overturn it.

I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 2d

Foot off the plate 100%. I’m not convinced he was out.

I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 2d

I would welcome a BlueJays win if Kershaw comes in to take the L

I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 2d

They played First Tube again. Going into the 11th I think.

I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 2d

In Quebec they call him Trois Oui-Sauvage

I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 2d

Toronto dorks had me convinced the series was over. Not even close!

I go by Rob @papashot.bsky.social · 2d

DM Clue Heywood, he’s got Rudy’s number, bing bang boom