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Kei Truck Enthusiast @pacificwatershrew.bsky.social · 6h

Yeah I blocked already

Kei Truck Enthusiast @pacificwatershrew.bsky.social · 6h

Yeah I blocked within 5 mins of the follow

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Kei Truck Enthusiast @pacificwatershrew.bsky.social · 8h

Right? His whole feed is voyeuristic too. He was on about pleasuring himself to people’s feeds. How Bluesky force fed him feet so often he’s seeking them now

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Kei Truck Enthusiast @pacificwatershrew.bsky.social · 9h

Yeah so, I think he made a wrong turn at Albuquerque because the hottest thing I talk about is how the doggone stove don’t get hot enough to boil a kettle.

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Kei Truck Enthusiast @pacificwatershrew.bsky.social · 9h

youtube.com/shorts/gSpsx... I do not miss being in high school.

Dust particles were a paid actor #millennials #2000s #nostalgia

YouTube video by Itskatesteinberg

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Kei Truck Enthusiast @pacificwatershrew.bsky.social · 9h

Tomorrow Im not leaving bed til 10 am. Sorry not sorry. Im tired.

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Kei Truck Enthusiast @pacificwatershrew.bsky.social · 10h

I remember when most adult men were veterans, and it was seemingly the default.

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Kei Truck Enthusiast @pacificwatershrew.bsky.social · 10h

My Chief lived the next neighborhood over and heard about it. He instantly knew it was me. Just “Oh Himarisan? Yeah she lives over by the hardware store.”

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Kei Truck Enthusiast @pacificwatershrew.bsky.social · 10h

I got “fold a fitted sheet” as my software update when I gave birth 🤷🏻‍♀️ I folded a fitted sheet without a table in under 2 mins and the dad in the laundromat looked at me like:

a cartoon character says witchcraft in front of a curtain

ALT: a cartoon character says witchcraft in front of a curtain

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Kei Truck Enthusiast @pacificwatershrew.bsky.social · 10h

youtube.com/shorts/Rvsv5...

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Kei Truck Enthusiast @pacificwatershrew.bsky.social · 10h

a close up of a frog sitting on a lily pad in a pond .

ALT: a close up of a frog sitting on a lily pad in a pond .

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Kei Truck Enthusiast @pacificwatershrew.bsky.social · 10h

Usually because they already caught hell lmao

Kei Truck Enthusiast @pacificwatershrew.bsky.social · 10h

One of the things I miss about having a dad friend is they go “Hey put lil homie on the phone” and they step in with the “Listen son, there’s times where you cant do ANYTHING right. Usually bout a week. Yup its not fair but that’s women. You just gotta stay out the way and be agreeable.”

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Kei Truck Enthusiast @pacificwatershrew.bsky.social · 11h

I considered putting the lil roll into it with a water bottle but it would probably ruin the cap. My kingdom for a son who respects women.

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Kei Truck Enthusiast @pacificwatershrew.bsky.social · 11h

He can be the yanki ojisan who paints his kei truck like the van in Cheech and Chong idgaf. Put an airbrush Aztec warrior on the tailgate.

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Kei Truck Enthusiast @pacificwatershrew.bsky.social · 11h

Yup

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For the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 13h

Scrolling local social media & this baby appears. Someone in NoVirginia needs this doll!
Tiger is a lovable, slightly chunky gentleman with the sweetest soul & the softest purrs. This handsome boy may carry a few extra pounds, but that just means there’s more of him to love!

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Kei Truck Enthusiast @pacificwatershrew.bsky.social · 12h

My son asked for a flatbill baseball cap, I obliged. He talked about getting a white Tacoma and I was like “We gotta move.”

Kei Truck Enthusiast @pacificwatershrew.bsky.social · 12h

I have a weird fear of Hiluxes bc it’s usually the mob back where I lived previously. Sure they won’t willingly hurt housewives, but Im not catching strays. Moved to San Diego and do not understand the obsession with Tacos. It’s like a SoCal Starter Pack.

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Kei Truck Enthusiast @pacificwatershrew.bsky.social · 12h

Feels like a new word to explain the same thing with both words but ok

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Kei Truck Enthusiast @pacificwatershrew.bsky.social · 12h

I have a weird fear of Hiluxes bc it’s usually the mob back where I lived previously. Sure they won’t willingly hurt housewives, but Im not catching strays. Moved to San Diego and do not understand the obsession with Tacos. It’s like a SoCal Starter Pack.

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Kei Truck Enthusiast @pacificwatershrew.bsky.social · 12h

In San Diego you can tell the amount of traffic by the flow rate of Tacoma. If you’re at 3 Tacomas a minute, you better hustle to beat traffic

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Kei Truck Enthusiast @pacificwatershrew.bsky.social · 12h

It’s fucking whimsical to freewheel down a slightly curvy hill, watching the sun twinkle off the bay on the ride to work. And sometimes it feels really satisfying to stomp on the pedals and go fast as fuuuuck on flatland.

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Kei Truck Enthusiast @pacificwatershrew.bsky.social · 12h

Also the daily exercise becomes effortless and you’ll start to crave it. And you might get that audacity of wanting to see how to do more stuff by bike. To me, walking used to be fun, now it feels too slow.

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Kei Truck Enthusiast @pacificwatershrew.bsky.social · 12h

To me, in a relatively flat town with
- protected bike lanes
- everything within a 10 mi radius
- bike racks on buses
- plenty of bike racks
- lowish bike theft rate
- a bicycle culture

It’s all worth it.

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Kei Truck Enthusiast @pacificwatershrew.bsky.social · 12h

More Cons: you’ll get sunburnt, rained on, wind chapped. Sometimes you gotta drop $100 on a pair of shorts with cushion for your cooter. Your bike getting stolen sucks ass.

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