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Kei Truck Enthusiast
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🎼🎤 I like kei trucks, I LIKE KEI TRUCKS, I like Shinkansen, I LIKE SHINKANSEN 🎼🎤
One of the Texans was blasting that “I LIKE MY TRUCK, I LIKE MY GIRLFRIEND” song, had me thinking
Yeah I blocked within 5 mins of the follow
Right? His whole feed is voyeuristic too. He was on about pleasuring himself to people’s feeds. How Bluesky force fed him feet so often he’s seeking them now
Yeah so, I think he made a wrong turn at Albuquerque because the hottest thing I talk about is how the doggone stove don’t get hot enough to boil a kettle.
Tomorrow Im not leaving bed til 10 am. Sorry not sorry. Im tired.
I remember when most adult men were veterans, and it was seemingly the default.
My Chief lived the next neighborhood over and heard about it. He instantly knew it was me. Just “Oh Himarisan? Yeah she lives over by the hardware store.”
I got “fold a fitted sheet” as my software update when I gave birth 🤷🏻‍♀️ I folded a fitted sheet without a table in under 2 mins and the dad in the laundromat looked at me like:
a cartoon character says witchcraft in front of a curtain
ALT: a cartoon character says witchcraft in front of a curtain
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Usually because they already caught hell lmao
One of the things I miss about having a dad friend is they go “Hey put lil homie on the phone” and they step in with the “Listen son, there’s times where you cant do ANYTHING right. Usually bout a week. Yup its not fair but that’s women. You just gotta stay out the way and be agreeable.”
I considered putting the lil roll into it with a water bottle but it would probably ruin the cap. My kingdom for a son who respects women.
He can be the yanki ojisan who paints his kei truck like the van in Cheech and Chong idgaf. Put an airbrush Aztec warrior on the tailgate.
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Scrolling local social media & this baby appears. Someone in NoVirginia needs this doll!
Tiger is a lovable, slightly chunky gentleman with the sweetest soul & the softest purrs. This handsome boy may carry a few extra pounds, but that just means there’s more of him to love!
My son asked for a flatbill baseball cap, I obliged. He talked about getting a white Tacoma and I was like “We gotta move.”
I have a weird fear of Hiluxes bc it’s usually the mob back where I lived previously. Sure they won’t willingly hurt housewives, but Im not catching strays. Moved to San Diego and do not understand the obsession with Tacos. It’s like a SoCal Starter Pack.
Feels like a new word to explain the same thing with both words but ok
I have a weird fear of Hiluxes bc it’s usually the mob back where I lived previously. Sure they won’t willingly hurt housewives, but Im not catching strays. Moved to San Diego and do not understand the obsession with Tacos. It’s like a SoCal Starter Pack.
In San Diego you can tell the amount of traffic by the flow rate of Tacoma. If you’re at 3 Tacomas a minute, you better hustle to beat traffic
It’s fucking whimsical to freewheel down a slightly curvy hill, watching the sun twinkle off the bay on the ride to work. And sometimes it feels really satisfying to stomp on the pedals and go fast as fuuuuck on flatland.
Also the daily exercise becomes effortless and you’ll start to crave it. And you might get that audacity of wanting to see how to do more stuff by bike. To me, walking used to be fun, now it feels too slow.
To me, in a relatively flat town with
- protected bike lanes
- everything within a 10 mi radius
- bike racks on buses
- plenty of bike racks
- lowish bike theft rate
- a bicycle culture

It’s all worth it.
More Cons: you’ll get sunburnt, rained on, wind chapped. Sometimes you gotta drop $100 on a pair of shorts with cushion for your cooter. Your bike getting stolen sucks ass.