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Pach In Eorzea || Daito Simping 24/7

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White. 🔞Minors should go elsewhere. Draws spicy stuff @nocturnalpach.bsky.social .Has a lot of characters and a lot of memes. Banner: @beetleboyoart.bsky.social

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Pach In Eorzea || Daito Simping 24/7 @pachineorzea.bsky.social · Oct 20

📌Hi Hi! I'm Pach! This is my little mostly-XIV corner of the internet where you will hear a lot about old people in love, kiddie beans in love, and DAITOS!

I write fic, draw art, and meme.

🔗Ao3: archiveofourown.org/users/Pachab...
🔗Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/pachpaints
🔗NSFW Art: bsky.app/profile/noct...

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Pach In Eorzea || Daito Simping 24/7 @pachineorzea.bsky.social · 7h

Aletris and Jasper walk the path from Limsa Lominsa side by side. He looks down at her with a half-smile that is playfully tired as he hand is quite notably on his ass.

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Pach In Eorzea || Daito Simping 24/7 @pachineorzea.bsky.social · 5h

I absolutely feel that in those. It kinda feels like they integrated the trials into MSQ because they didn't have the budget to do another side story w them like Weapons and the like

Pach In Eorzea || Daito Simping 24/7 @pachineorzea.bsky.social · 5h

It has felt like each patch and storyline has been written in a vacuum and the night before it was due and then they go 'oops let's rush in some information we could have dropped like months ago to be chewed on and flavor things'

Pach In Eorzea || Daito Simping 24/7 @pachineorzea.bsky.social · 5h

Shaking your hand, I get you I understand. It is better for both parties tbh only benefits all around

Pach In Eorzea || Daito Simping 24/7 @pachineorzea.bsky.social · 5h

How else will you find them to bite them otherwise-

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Pach In Eorzea || Daito Simping 24/7 @pachineorzea.bsky.social · 5h

Oh my god we're getting Bootlegged Steven Bombed

Pach In Eorzea || Daito Simping 24/7 @pachineorzea.bsky.social · 5h

It's really rough when the 'ad' is that long and then the time bubble exists so the fact we were meant to wait isn't like...used to build tension or suspense or whatever around the beats we're left on rn (or not in a well done way either)

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Pach In Eorzea || Daito Simping 24/7 @pachineorzea.bsky.social · 5h

It's kind of like when a 15 second ad plays in the middle of a video at a really weird moment but the ad is 4-8 months long

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Pach In Eorzea || Daito Simping 24/7 @pachineorzea.bsky.social · 5h

Having my 'FFXIV's writers are not playing to the strengths that a Patch Based Storytelling Format offers right now' thoughts again.

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Riki @htoast.bsky.social · May 6

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MissConDuck Arts 🦆 @missconduck.bsky.social · 7h

morning bump! still very much open 👀

MissConDuck Arts 🦆 @missconduck.bsky.social · 1d

okay one last comm opening until December (or probably until January actually lmao) !!! Get Them While They're Here!!

Bust (3 slots)
Halfbody (2 slots)

order this way -> artistree.io/missconduck

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Pach In Eorzea || Daito Simping 24/7 @pachineorzea.bsky.social · 6h

Points at Brute Bomber and opens wallet

Pach In Eorzea || Daito Simping 24/7 @pachineorzea.bsky.social · 6h

KISSING THEM (They're kissing each other) THANK YOU AGAAAAIIIINNNN <33333

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Sunday 🔆 @elvensunday.bsky.social · 6h

Spicy Commission for the brilliant @pachineorzea.bsky.social of JasperLet

Highlander big man make brain go brrrrrr!!
Bless you Pach for this COUPLE OF COUPLES!

#ffxivartnsfw | #sundayscommissions

Jasper and Aletris are having A GREAT TIME where he holds her to rest against his arm, while the other brings her leg up. Fingers pressed to her inner thigh. There are bite marks and finger scratches all over their bodies and HIS GIANT COCK is ready to go -- heyo Arcadion man, GET IT! The overhead purple lights high light his shoulders and her skin

They're busy. For the foreseeable future

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Pach In Eorzea || Daito Simping 24/7 @pachineorzea.bsky.social · 6h

NO MEAL LOOKS TASTY ENOUGH FOR ME TO PUT MY TRUST IN THE CLEANLINESS OF MY COUNTERTOP. OR MY DESIRE TO CLEAN IT.

Pach In Eorzea || Daito Simping 24/7 @pachineorzea.bsky.social · 6h

Today on Weird Fic Continuity Details:

(Cross My Heart Flashback vs Just Above the Heart Flashback-)

He looked at Aletris, then activated the one on his head. In a moment, it was as though someone completely different had slipped into his body. He didn’t even move like Augustus anymore, but like a man whose body was dead in Everkeep. Something prickly and sharp moved under his skin. Sabotender. A spray of needles and Coal moved in front of her. He would be dead for seven minutes and she would join others to chase down Augustus.

“Tasted wrong,” she explained. “Had one of Needle Storm's little pins on his lapel.” She tapped the place on her own chest a lapel would have been as she said it.

Needle Storm had been his opponent that day. He still remembered the name. He still remembered his face.

Pach In Eorzea || Daito Simping 24/7 @pachineorzea.bsky.social · 6h

I got tape, a gluestick, a dream in my heart, and a class to teach tomorrow.....

Pach In Eorzea || Daito Simping 24/7 @pachineorzea.bsky.social · 6h

It's officially cold enough every night that I am putting the bed-cooling-mat away, which means taking The Contraption off my side table.

PJ has discovered room for activities (crimes).

Pach In Eorzea || Daito Simping 24/7 @pachineorzea.bsky.social · 6h

I need to take my scattered pieces of it and make it whole.

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Pach In Eorzea || Daito Simping 24/7 @pachineorzea.bsky.social · 6h

(With Increasing Desperation To Finish All Her Ideas And WIPS) I Need To Write The Thigh Fucking Fic-

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Rafe Meager (they/them) @economeager.bsky.social · 7h

If visa processes your chatgpt payment after this then it’s just obviously anti competitive / market fixing for them to refuse to process indie artist porn comics

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Blue ✨🌸💜 @starlightbun.bsky.social · 16h

~The night belongs to you~

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#lysasteria | #viera | #gpose

A gpose of a feminine viera, Lys, playing violin in front of the ocean, the horizon slowly shifting from dusk to night, the sky already lit up with stars. They are wearing a long, powder blue dress with lace sleeves that stop at the elbows, sheer tuille at the neck and down the back, and a silken skirt with a tuille overlay that flows in the wind behind them. At their back and around their head, starlight sparkles as though the stars themselves have come down from the sky to join them as they play. Their eyes are closed, the camera capturing them from their left side, the violin gently resting on their shoulder as they rest their chin against it, and it is clear they are fully immersed in the song they are playing. Their expression is content, serene, and full of peace.

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🍤 @clefari.bsky.social · 7h

Hey everyone!

Forms are now open for submission so I can start up a queue again. I'll be sending out the invoices for them next week, after I wrap up this current batch.

Thank you all so much for your continued support! ❤️

🍤 @clefari.bsky.social · Oct 29

Form Submissions for commissions are open!

If you have any questions/would like to reserve a slot, feel free to DM me! Otherwise, please fill out the form below :)

forms.gle/4KFq1nDnvARt...

[ #commission / #art / #nsfw]

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Pach In Eorzea || Daito Simping 24/7 @pachineorzea.bsky.social · 7h

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT'S LIKE

Pach In Eorzea || Daito Simping 24/7 @pachineorzea.bsky.social · 7h

YT Short Thumbnail: Look at this tasty food!
Me: That does look tasty!

I open the video

I immediately have to watch a woman smear an entire block of cream cheese onto her bare ass counter

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