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The Mayor From Jaws

@overtlycanadian.bsky.social

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I'm the Mayor from the smash hit Jaws

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The Mayor From Jaws @overtlycanadian.bsky.social · 1d

The anti-muscle press is trying to keep me from becoming Colossus.

paris martineau @paris.nyc · 1d

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports

CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.

www.consumerreports.org

The Mayor From Jaws @overtlycanadian.bsky.social · 1d

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Remembering him today

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The Mayor From Jaws @overtlycanadian.bsky.social · May 15

I will get the Rizzler to visit the meat cove webcam and review food there.

The Mayor From Jaws @overtlycanadian.bsky.social · Dec 26

Was setting up a gift for my mother and found out she was paying 80 dollars a month to a bingo app on her phone and had an apple music subscription that she didn't use.

The Mayor From Jaws @overtlycanadian.bsky.social · Dec 14

It's even cooler when they convert patient rooms to have more room for admin. 3/4 of the hospital is admin and we have patients in hallways!

The Mayor From Jaws @overtlycanadian.bsky.social · Dec 10

Self help books will never recover

Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · Dec 9

His favourite books on Good Reads

The Mayor From Jaws @overtlycanadian.bsky.social · Dec 9

Me and my friends wearing out scrubs on our quick lunch break to the highlands.

The Mayor From Jaws @overtlycanadian.bsky.social · Dec 8

In the criminal justice system, hospital based offenses are considered especially heinous.

The Mayor From Jaws @overtlycanadian.bsky.social · Nov 30

Windchill down to minus 26 tonight it's cozy season.

The Mayor From Jaws @overtlycanadian.bsky.social · Nov 29

Don't love the branding on these socks

The Mayor From Jaws @overtlycanadian.bsky.social · Nov 27

Small talk is amazing. People that hate it need to see the beauty in their fellow man.

The Mayor From Jaws @overtlycanadian.bsky.social · Nov 26

The way the bones move in the arm is frankly distressing

The Mayor From Jaws @overtlycanadian.bsky.social · Nov 26

Deer

The Mayor From Jaws @overtlycanadian.bsky.social · Nov 26

Hated the way people wrote Ding off as if his win was a fluke in the first place.

The Mayor From Jaws @overtlycanadian.bsky.social · Nov 24

Sometimes when I go to bed early I get so excited thinking about all the sleep I'm going to get that I can't fall asleep.

The Mayor From Jaws @overtlycanadian.bsky.social · Nov 23

Love watching their eyes glaze over as they lose their immortal spirit and become good consumers and liberals.

The Mayor From Jaws @overtlycanadian.bsky.social · Nov 22

Sensible solutions for real-life problems.

The Mayor From Jaws @overtlycanadian.bsky.social · Nov 22

Do you think I can win the lawsuit when I "accidentally" plug my blanket into the hot plug?

The Mayor From Jaws @overtlycanadian.bsky.social · Nov 22

Oh fuck, I need 280 dollars real quick

The Mayor From Jaws @overtlycanadian.bsky.social · Nov 20

I only get 6 hours of Margaret Qualley a month

The Mayor From Jaws @overtlycanadian.bsky.social · Aug 9

Is there a cable package that just gives me jeopardy?

The Mayor From Jaws @overtlycanadian.bsky.social · Aug 8

Augury and Haruspicy are the only real sciences.

The Mayor From Jaws @overtlycanadian.bsky.social · Aug 6

Any of these colours means you are going to die immediately

The Mayor From Jaws @overtlycanadian.bsky.social · Jul 31

I get ads for lsd and mushrooms constantly in Canada, it rocks

The Mayor From Jaws @overtlycanadian.bsky.social · Jul 27

Can you still get a job as a sin eater?