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🍀 @oukawakohaku.bsky.social · Mar 25

It is with heavy heart that I report that Percy was put to rest yesterday at 7pm.

We still need help paying off his bills, but I understand if this result puts future potential donors off. However if you do have it in your heart to help, I would be eternally grateful.

🍀 @oukawakohaku.bsky.social · Mar 20

Hey guys, Percy is in dire straits right now because he suddenly got saddle thrombus and lost blood flow to his legs. He’s being treated in the ER overnight right now. If you could share this along or donate, I would really appreciate it. gofund.me/4521f58f

Donate to Support Percy’s Urgent Medical Treatment, organized by Tiffany Vuong

Hi, I’m Tiffany. I took in my food-loving, adorable, and lovable cat, Percy, fr… Tiffany Vuong needs your support for Support Percy’s Urgent Medical Treatment

gofund.me

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🍀 @oukawakohaku.bsky.social · 7d

Granted I’m at a Ross, so the shopper demographic is skewed, and I do love these besties, but u gotta wonder if it’s related to the political climate veering the way it has in the past year(s)

Pink jack-o-lantern mug with eyelashes and white winking lashed jack-o-lantern mug with a pink bow on top

🍀 @oukawakohaku.bsky.social · 7d

Personally I thought pastels were enough indication of “this is for the aesthetic ‘girlies’”, but now it’s like. Oh you’re a GORL who likes Halloween????? GORLS. It’s like the female version of dudemilkk

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🍀 @oukawakohaku.bsky.social · 7d

Is it just me or are holiday decorations veering hard into sexual dimorphism this year. It’s not enough for the skull or the jack-o-lantern to be pink, you gotta add eyelashes and butterflies too.

🍀 @oukawakohaku.bsky.social · 9d

In other news, I found out I can punk health my coffee by using vanilla ensure instead of creamer lol

🍀 @oukawakohaku.bsky.social · 16d

To be clear, it’s not as if they’re precutting the burger to fit the mold, they’re just shoving it in there and extruding out unceremoniously. I’ve seen someone do nugs and fries too, but the burger comes out the best because the shiny bun kinda makes a convincing mooncake

🍀 @oukawakohaku.bsky.social · 16d

Current hot meme on xhs is to make cursed mooncakes. So far I’ve seen cheeseburger mooncake, dumpling mooncake, and now, sand mooncake

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🍀 @oukawakohaku.bsky.social · 24d

The bright side of my trunk lock being slightly jank is that nobody can steal from my trunk even if my car is unlocked because it’ll jam unless you follow a specific set of steps to open it

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28d

the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is

- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)

- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)

- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)

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Avery @averyofbirds.bsky.social · Aug 8

It happened again

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Jack Bailey @jack-bailey.co.uk · Aug 7

Didn’t want to believe this was true. It’s true.

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Monterey Bay Aquarium @montereybayaquarium.org · Aug 8

✨In twilight tides where moonlight swells,
The black sea nettle softly dwells.
A veil of ink, a ghostly thread,
With trailing arms of starlight spread.
🌊And here on shore, our hands can mend
The seas these jellies call a friend.
We clean, protect, and learn to see
That every wave holds you and me.

Black sea nettle with long, flowing, orange tentacles drifting gracefully through deep blue ocean water

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🍀 @oukawakohaku.bsky.social · Aug 8

They have one of these in the US I’m shocked

🍀 @oukawakohaku.bsky.social · Aug 1

A pho-tus, if you will

🍀 @oukawakohaku.bsky.social · Aug 1

Just to be clear, I am not and will never be pregananan, I mean that my mom ate hella pho when I was a fetus

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🍀 @oukawakohaku.bsky.social · Aug 1

Cy’s under the knife rn and I’m currently breaking down because I might be allergic to my womb food

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🍀 @oukawakohaku.bsky.social · Jul 9

Even though our roommate situation blew out figuratively, I suppose I should thank God it didn’t do it literally

🍀 @oukawakohaku.bsky.social · Jul 9

“It’s fine, I do it all the time”
Girl it is Not Fine, You Should Not Do That All The Time

🍀 @oukawakohaku.bsky.social · Jul 9

Screams bc I suddenly remembered that my ex roommate used to hang her wet underwear to dry on the door of the breaker box until I firmly and politely recommended to not do that

🍀 @oukawakohaku.bsky.social · Jun 27

Check out Mouselegs McGee over here

🍀 @oukawakohaku.bsky.social · Jun 27

Honey butter chips taste pretty good with pistachio ice cream actually

🍀 @oukawakohaku.bsky.social · Jun 27

I‘ve owned one of these for the past 2 years, but I really didn’t think too deeply on it besides “ah yes, engrish”

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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · Jun 26

This ia so insanely grim i am SCREAMING

Wren @cyaneus.bsky.social · Jun 25

Bad and naughty horses have to wear the Elmer's hat

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Chandana Ekanayake @ekanaut.bsky.social · Jun 26

CEO compensation graphed next to employee compensation. 🙃

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Unseen Japan @unseenjapan.com · Jun 25

Not Japan-related, but since we all need a distraction from The Horrors, Takaya Suzuki points out a study that examined 408 sleeping cats and found the majority (65%) curl leftwards.

I'm not sure how useful this information is, but...it's yours now.

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衝撃の事実。ネコは１日12−16時間寝るけれども、この丸まったポジションの左巻き・右巻きのどちらが多いか。YouTubeで何匹もの眠るネコを観察し、266匹（65％）のネコが左巻き、142匹のネコが右巻きに寝ていたことを発見。有意な差が見られたとのこと。人類史上に残る幸せな研究といえる。

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Sp꩜꩜ky J ⋆｡𖦹 °✩☾⋆｡ @angrygoose.ruins.party · Jun 24

A goose wearing shades on a pink background with text that says "people pleasing is over, become unacceptable"

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