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ottojschlosser.bsky.social
Otto Schlosser
@ottojschlosser.bsky.social
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Happily retired Morfar of 10, servant of Max (he of much mischief). Grumpy old Swede.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 1h
Oh, you know, that one guy down the hall told me about his Intro Psych one time...
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 1h
*sings* Food! Food will keep us together...
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 2h
Retired IT here: tech in education is almost always oversold, overpriced, and overvalued. My 7 y.o. grandson just got handed a laptop for class and I am biting my tongue.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 4h
Someone go look for the Carta Blanca!
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 4h
I love cheese, but if I tried to eat a quarter of that, I'd have to rushed to the hospital.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 7h
SAVAGE
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 8h
Seeing all the photos of incredible turnouts for No Kings is bringing tears to my eyes. You people are my heroes.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 8h
Adrenalin is an amazing drug.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 8h
Yup. Even with our wounded WR room, I don't miss him.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 10h
I am credit, hear me roar, with dollars too big to ignore...
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 10h
Pro tip: pretend it's fiction. 🫡
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 10h
About as useful as vibe surgery.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 10h
"I am going to eat boring food because I am a patriot!"
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 10h
Leading =/= lifting
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 11h
Not a bike dude, but this one is pretty awesome.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 1d
Good call. I don’t care if they win six cups and rescue kittens, I would never wear their gear.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 1d
😆
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 1d
My eldest daughter is just under 5' tall and I tell her that she will bless that fact when she has to walk under hanging signs or sit in an airline seat.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 1d
I knew what it did when I worked there pre-pandemic. Now, it's anybody's guess.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 1d
My buddy's old roommate had such an issue with impulse purchases that he would dunk his credit card in a glass of water and put it in the freezer. This was pre-internet, of course.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 1d
The snowball effect will be spectacular once it picks up speed and mass. Eventually it will be like postwar Germany, where no one will admit ever supporting him.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 1d
BOOM!!!
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 1d
>.<
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 1d
Self-parody is ALWAYS the best parody.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 1d
That reminds me of the time I flew from LA to Copenhagen and the landing was so smooth the passengers erupted into spontaneous cheering.
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