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@onlyljo.uk

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LJPumpkinEater69 @onlyljo.uk · 5d

yes you x

LJPumpkinEater69 @onlyljo.uk · 5d

Thank you, my piss friend x

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LJPumpkinEater69 @onlyljo.uk · 5d

I’d love to say cherries and berries but honestly probably farts 😭 no I jk idk nothing I guess? standard hole smell 👃

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LJPumpkinEater69 @onlyljo.uk · 5d

yessss I do. always forget then people say and I’m like shittttt do I 😭 I should probably be one of those models who’s only famous for being weird looking 😭 anyway here’s a photo from when I was like 18

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LJPumpkinEater69 @onlyljo.uk · 5d

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LJPumpkinEater69 @onlyljo.uk · 5d

honestly I havent thought about it much because my main business has been crazy and I’ve been doing early morning late nights but once things slow down again I’ll do some more content and promo it a little harder. I’m trying to keep it updated for those who sub but I’m ok if people don’t wanna now x

LJPumpkinEater69 @onlyljo.uk · 5d

yesterday 😇

LJPumpkinEater69 @onlyljo.uk · 5d

idek I’m usually top so probably months ago xx

LJPumpkinEater69 @onlyljo.uk · 5d

I actually don’t have a top 5 I’m sorry 🥹 I’ll try harder next time xx

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LJPumpkinEater69 @onlyljo.uk · 5d

oi oi I’m sick entertaint me ngl.link/onlyljo

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LJPumpkinEater69 @onlyljo.uk · 5d

damn I’m gunna hate that so much x

LJPumpkinEater69 @onlyljo.uk · 5d

yee babe it’s called hate fucking and it’s like the whole point xx

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LJPumpkinEater69 @onlyljo.uk · 5d

y [X] n [ ] 🥹🥹 xx

luke @buffyfanboy.bsky.social · 5d

will you be my rival? y [ ] n [ ] 🥺 x

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LJPumpkinEater69 @onlyljo.uk · 5d

wait I want a rival 😡 x

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LJPumpkinEater69 @onlyljo.uk · 6d

legit still sick ffs

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LJPumpkinEater69 @onlyljo.uk · 6d

I genuinely think all dev work has gotten lazy. Like we’re ok with companies releasing trash and fixing it later by update 😭 why isn’t this shit tested.

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LJPumpkinEater69 @onlyljo.uk · 6d

It’s not really good enough is it for a pro model though. A 2-3 year life span of a device that’s around 1k mark 😭.

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LJPumpkinEater69 @onlyljo.uk · 6d

posting c*ck on insta is such a wild concept to me like what the fuck 😭

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LJPumpkinEater69 @onlyljo.uk · 6d

13, so ok it’s not the latest. But fuck me there shouldn’t be lag when opening google 😭

LJPumpkinEater69 @onlyljo.uk · 7d

I’m honestly so done I am going to move to a degoogled pixel soon but I just can’t warrant when my phone is still supposed to be in perfect condition and battery life 😭 rn it’s boiling hot and dying already

LJPumpkinEater69 @onlyljo.uk · 7d

is it just me or are iPhones buggy as shit now. like I just wanna open my bank app why is it taking 2 minutes 😭

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LJPumpkinEater69 @onlyljo.uk · Aug 10

come sit on my thick dick and ride 😈

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LJPumpkinEater69 @onlyljo.uk · 8d

☺️☺️

LJPumpkinEater69 @onlyljo.uk · 9d

I don’t have one sorry

LJPumpkinEater69 @onlyljo.uk · 9d

r u ok babe?