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One Angry Eyebrow…
@oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social
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Artist, Recluse, Collector, Vintage Dealer, Restorer. The Old Man and the C (where the C stands for cat). Hard on the Outside vs Soft and Chewy in the Middle… *defender of the potato scallop
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · Nov 26
The doctor said I needed to get something to lower my blood pressure, so I prescribed myself a cat.

After waiting out the previous owners option to collect him, and making a dozen phone calls to check if he had been collected yet.

This morning I got the call that Ziggy now lives here.
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 2h
You would be amazed how much information some people want.
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 10h
Glad to hear it’s in remission for you. I’m hoping mine will go back into remission once the farm reno stress is over 🙏
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 10h
1/2 now 1/2 later. Test is to see if my Crohn’s has settled down enough to take me off treatments.

I’m a simple man, with a complicated life.
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 10h
a woman sitting in a car with the words everybody wants this above her
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 11h
Always step into your boots real hard.
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 12h
Stand down, emergency over…
Sample Jar next to a stamp of a grey poupon mustard jar
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 13h
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 13h
Me: Start sorting something to see if anything is missing.

Cat: it was me, I was missing.
Playmobile pirate ship Cat and a pirate ship
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 14h
I’m exactly the same, apart from the happy bit.
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 14h
Yesterday I remembered I had a specialist appointment next Tuesday. Which means I need to have tests done by Friday morning at the latest.

So of course I am now trapped at home till I can poop in jar, but of course that knowledge will cause poop performance issues.
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 14h
He looks happy to be home.
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 14h
Yeah that ain’t it unfortunately.
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 14h
Cutting up your valium in the same thing you had an Oreo out of makes for some tasty dust…
Ashtray with half a tablet and some cookie crumbs
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 16h
It’s not been the most productive of days, which is okay I guess?
Lounge chair and bookcase with TV showing atari 2600 centipede
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 18h
That’s what that one is for, cheap opshop scratching pouffe for him to bunny kick to death.
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 18h
I wasn’t paying attention yesterday so I brought a driver home instead of the drill. I was going to install a few heavy duty hangers so I could start selling off pictures and mirrors.

So much for Operation Big Hook.
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 19h
He does: but unfortunately it is literally at the back of a shipping container for the foreseeable future…
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 21h
Scruff the belly!
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 22h
Today: I am mostly trying to transfer warmth from my coffee cup into my hands. While wondering is this joint pain a symptom, a side effect, or just an old body…

*I also have a throw rug because knees.
Hand holding a coffee cup
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 22h
Offended by string:
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 1d
Sometimes you go to bed because you’re tired, sometimes you go to bed because you have had enough of life for the day.

Today is the latter.
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 1d
This one is $70 at Vinnies in bathurst.
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 1d
I’m about a week from that.
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 1d
I mainly do niche scifi/marketplace crossover memes:
Raising money for a worthy cause... Tyres for sale need gorn $80 Picture of tires and gorn
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One Angry Eyebrow… @oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social · 1d
That’s a bad idea with any book/movie.

*except
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