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oldprogger.bsky.social
Paul Nelson
@oldprogger.bsky.social
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More than occasionally Grumpy Old Progger. Despiser of corrupt government.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 28m
We need a ban on domestic sales.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 29m
Yup. One twat round here started about a week ago and it goes on til after New Year. Sometimes near midnight. It’s not kids because it comes from the same location every bloody night. He must have shed full, literally.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 3h
Looks like he’s getting air pumped straight to his neck vagina there.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 3h
He’ll prostitute himself for anyone who pays him.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 3h
Goldcrest.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 3h
Says the prick with the IQ of a paperclip.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 3h
It’s a piss-take but, sadly, as lunatic as anything he would genuinely say.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 3h
An excellent debut album. My only gripe is that I wish it was longer.I have EPs longer than this:

Boston (self-titled)
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 3h
That would be the same Rod Liddle that said he couldn’t be a teacher because he’d want to shag his pupils?
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 7h
Good riddance. Would be good to see the slot machine dives going too. If it does happen though, I expect the vacant properties will be filled with nail bars and Turkish barbers.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 7h
The bloated pustule can’t even work out that, thanks to the Tories, many of us can’t sort out our teeth.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 7h
Understatement from the Guardian. Would they say “Man’s life in danger after being shot dead”?
Guardian headline “Gaza ceasefire under pressure as Israeli army carries out airstrikes in Rafah”.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 7h
First play of the day: this 27 year old album by
Massive Attack - Mezzanine.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 8h
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 1d
Ah yes, I remember watching Aston Wanderers thrashing Manchester Academicals by Four and a half nets to One. Then Hague and I would slope off to the Ferret Molesters Arms for a quick fourteen pints each. Happy days.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 1d
Lol
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 1d
Make it four. Been a while since I played this one. Could do with a bit of Wetton this morning.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 2d
“I’m very disappointed,” Tim Petit said. “We had expected that it would have the integrity of the president of the United States and good follow through.”

Sorry to tell you that it DOES have his integrity (or lack of it).

On the upside, he probably follows through regularly.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 2d
My favourite Barclay James Harvest album. I haven’t played this for a while. I think it’s time to remedy that.

Barclay James Harvest - Everyone Is Everybody Else.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 2d
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 2d
Looks like she’s plagiarising Carole Malone.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 2d
Also 23, counting Tommy once.
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 2d
I thought the same. You wouldn’t get past the first page otherwise!
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 2d
One word; Newyork
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Paul Nelson @oldprogger.bsky.social · 2d
Has the real MTG been abducted by aliens and replaced with a doppelgänger, or is she just pissed at Trump snubbing her in the past?
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