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Kei with the bad joints

@okeibai.bsky.social

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Industrial design, illustration, painting, leather work, wood work ... A bit of everything art related. English 中文 français, 日本語 ok They/them, or none. Do NOT talk about me in third person.

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 2h

But this accidental pic is just so funny

Cryptid like photo of a dark figure, only details visible in the dark are the dim Jack o lantern and the two pinpricks of light from where the eyes should be

Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 2h

I like the ones that are blurrier better

Photo of a Halloween costume as the headless horseman standing in front of a short wall with the moon in the sky. Holding a glowing pumpkin and a sword, spectral horse floating behind them

Photo of a Halloween costume as the headless horseman standing in front of a short wall. Holding a glowing pumpkin and a sword, spectral horse floating behind them

Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 3h

Ok got the pics

Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 9h

OH I mean from this photo if I were a street artist asked to draw cartoon versions of y'all I'd have to exaggerate the hat

Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 10h

Same color

Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 10h

Got two baja blastin

Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 10h

Because they're gushin

Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 10h

Your phone is so disrespectful by making you the same tones as the sweater 😭

Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 10h

Got two girlfriends

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 10h

Did you clone yourself

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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 13h

How the fuck would retail managers know that shoplifting rings are diversifying into spam calls

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 22h

Taking pics in the dark is rough urgh I'll get a better pic of the horse at some point

Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 2d

Turns out I have a tumblr accent. Yea it's cringe. Don't care

Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 2d

Being on tumblr while most people no longer are on it makes you the funniest person alive apparently. I referred to the AI shit YouTube is forcing on people with their opt out option being shit as Googly's Totally Optional Dick Flattening Service and apparently that's hysterical

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 2d

Cucumber bro is such a guy. Chronically online incel troll to poor little meow meow trophy wife. Be such a massive hater that the universe had to intervene to sort him out because he's just too cringe. Dies choking on a bun in his goon cave. Funniest receiver of disproportionate karma in existence.

Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 2d

Pickle-bro-in-a-pot [clown music intensifies]

Idk, might make it

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 2d

I think we should call it Gaudity.
- portmanteau
- a mockery of God and deity
- sounds like gaudy, which is what ai hype is
- perfectly transparent in what is represents, fitting of a narrative this blatantly obvious
- sounds like a portal villain

Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 2d

If this was a novel about the AI apocalypse that he loves so much, Gippity, Claude and Grok would be the three big models that make up the new Trinity of AM. When they pick the humans left over to torture he's target number 1, because of Grok. He's actively working towards his own worst nightmare

Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 2d

Not saying this is likely or should
happen, no AI accelerationism in my house, just if this was a story that would be the logical, thematically resonant conclusion. He wants to be the mc of the future so bad? Well not only is he the ONLY character, he's undeniably the villain. Here's your future

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 3d

Well if my familiarity with how narratives pan out is good enough that my friends watch me when we watch movies togethers because I keep predicting the lines, I think when AM kills us all, at least Elon would be the one getting tortured for all eternity without end, silenced and unable to scream

Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 3d

Hope your birthday is a bukkake blast!

Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 3d

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 4d

biblically accurate cat

Photo of a black cat with yellow eyes, taken as the cat's head was moving. It appears to have 5+ sets of eyes

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Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 4d

The point of these isn't expression, it's to SELL SHIT. I'm sick of algorithm optimization I'm sick of corporations and frauds slapping horny onto things because it gets attention and sells because we're all just at our core one species of ape. and they have the nerve to ban indie horny content

Kei with the bad joints @okeibai.bsky.social · 4d

I'll always support sincere horny made by real freaks but we're also just so surrounded by insincere horny made cynically to sell shit and I haaaaate that stuff so much. Car commercials with models posing on them, the fuckin gambling ads, every fucking soap ad...

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