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FleetwoodSlaps
@ohnoitsawitch.bsky.social
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Just the average gaymer who dabbles in witchcraft and spits some facts. Introverted, but will talk about plants. (21+; 🏳️‍🌈 They/He Folk/Bergitka (Romani); a ginger witchy/Hekatean, but not Wiccan) DM friendly if we're moots, but no solicitations
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FleetwoodSlaps @ohnoitsawitch.bsky.social · Nov 13
About me;

• Very witchy & witchcraft practitioner (Folk/Bergitka - Romani)
• Modern Supernatural writer.
• Historian of Folklore.
• Living my best Agatha Harkness life by hexing the conservative patriarchy.
• Collects shinies.
• Might be slightly radioactive due to the uranium glass.
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FleetwoodSlaps @ohnoitsawitch.bsky.social · 17h
Me too, buddy. Me too.
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 18h
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FleetwoodSlaps @ohnoitsawitch.bsky.social · 1d
A long story short—they often nest around where I live and I'm very clumsy.

"WE WON'T HAVE TO WAIT LONG OR GO FAR. LOOK AT THAT IDIOT." 🤣🤣🤣
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FleetwoodSlaps @ohnoitsawitch.bsky.social · 1d
Fascists really don't know what to do about the frog army. 🤣
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FleetwoodSlaps @ohnoitsawitch.bsky.social · 1d
While I agree with it, I fear that I can't read the ones around my house cause they read me. 😭
a drag queen is holding a mirror and says " the shade the shade of it all "
ALT: a drag queen is holding a mirror and says " the shade the shade of it all "
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FleetwoodSlaps @ohnoitsawitch.bsky.social · 2d
The last time someone got that close to my hole, Smeagol came out screaming "PRECIOUS".
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FleetwoodSlaps @ohnoitsawitch.bsky.social · 2d
I will totally let the PortlandFrog top me—no question. War heroes are hot.
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𓆣WanderingSorcerer𓆣 @wanderingsorcerer.bsky.social · 4d
People ask why theres little to no cohesion in my posts and i have to remind peeps im from tumblr.

Like y'all are lucky im not posting smut on main
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FleetwoodSlaps @ohnoitsawitch.bsky.social · 4d
This is a god damned mood.
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FleetwoodSlaps @ohnoitsawitch.bsky.social · 4d
Am not sure! It ramps up mostly with my peripheral vision, especially when I type.

But most folks say that the sensation'll go away if I just keep using it for a few weeks.
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FleetwoodSlaps @ohnoitsawitch.bsky.social · 4d
Update: I have no impulse control. I'm reading it now. 🤣
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FleetwoodSlaps @ohnoitsawitch.bsky.social · 4d
Is it weird that I can smell all of that? I need to do something similar sooooooooon. ❤️
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FleetwoodSlaps @ohnoitsawitch.bsky.social · 4d
She was such a delight to meet when I lived in Cali. I really hope her star shines brightly. <3
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FleetwoodSlaps @ohnoitsawitch.bsky.social · 5d
I ALSO HAS DIS! I'm gonna read it soon™.
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FleetwoodSlaps @ohnoitsawitch.bsky.social · 6d
Okay, VR peeps.

How the heck do you get rid of the body transfer illusion ickiness? I know it goes away after frequent use (a week or two), but should I just stare at my hands for a while?
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FleetwoodSlaps @ohnoitsawitch.bsky.social · 6d
I've never had it, but now I must.

TO THE BUCKET LIST IT GOES.
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FleetwoodSlaps @ohnoitsawitch.bsky.social · 6d
The more and more dystopian things get, the more often we're gonna have situations like this. Good grief that's insane.
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FleetwoodSlaps @ohnoitsawitch.bsky.social · 6d
Skyrim VR with mods is even more fuckin' goofy.

I keep slapping people that get in my way. 😅
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FleetwoodSlaps @ohnoitsawitch.bsky.social · 6d
PRETTY MUCH THIS.
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FleetwoodSlaps @ohnoitsawitch.bsky.social · 6d
❤️ Anytime! Watching you break out of the social media funk gives me hope!
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FleetwoodSlaps @ohnoitsawitch.bsky.social · 6d
Exactly. They know they don't have the personality or know how to do it.

I do consider myself an internet troll in other ways, but I'm pretty proud of Killian. You might say he's... Killian it.

I'M GOING TO MY CORNER, I'M GOING. GOSH. 🤣❤️
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FleetwoodSlaps @ohnoitsawitch.bsky.social · 6d
I don't know, but that has me WHEEZING.
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FleetwoodSlaps @ohnoitsawitch.bsky.social · 6d
The re-read is even better. 🤣😭

Layers! There's so many layers!
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FleetwoodSlaps @ohnoitsawitch.bsky.social · 6d
Biggest woosh moment if I ever seen one at the end there. 🤣
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FleetwoodSlaps @ohnoitsawitch.bsky.social · 7d
Oh god. Skyrim VR is GOOFY AS FUCK.