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Bruce 🇨🇦

@ohchristwhatnow.bsky.social

680 followers 160 following 1.3K posts

157% pure pseudo-intellectual. Music and synth nerd. Snark, sarcasm, vulgarity. Grumpy but too tired to act out on it.

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Bruce 🇨🇦 @ohchristwhatnow.bsky.social · 52m

The agony of having to use a keyboard with a horrible font and wincing every time you look down because it’s just so damn ugly.

Wait, that doesn’t bother anyone else? It’s just me? Um, okay, never mind then.

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Bruce 🇨🇦 @ohchristwhatnow.bsky.social · 14h

And now for tastelessness on a level not normally seen outside of a game of Cards Against Humanity:

Schindler’s Fist

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Bruce 🇨🇦 @ohchristwhatnow.bsky.social · 15h

The Fisters of Mercy

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Bruce 🇨🇦 @ohchristwhatnow.bsky.social · 15h

Twisted Fister

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Bruce 🇨🇦 @ohchristwhatnow.bsky.social · 21h

Fisting To Be Clever

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Bruce 🇨🇦 @ohchristwhatnow.bsky.social · 21h

“Because your fist, your fist is on my list
Because your fist, your fist I can’t resist
Because your fist is on my list
Of the best things around…”

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Bruce 🇨🇦 @ohchristwhatnow.bsky.social · 1d

How much longer before he has the entire building spray-painted and renamed “the Gold House”?

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Bruce 🇨🇦 @ohchristwhatnow.bsky.social · 3d

OMG, I had no idea there were still any left!

Bruce 🇨🇦 @ohchristwhatnow.bsky.social · 4d

It’s the Winners reality distortion field.

Bruce 🇨🇦 @ohchristwhatnow.bsky.social · 6d

I dunno but that would make sense.

Bruce 🇨🇦 @ohchristwhatnow.bsky.social · 7d

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Bruce 🇨🇦 @ohchristwhatnow.bsky.social · 7d

My response to the whole “AI can replace musicians now” is while AI can now create music, and maybe someday it could create good music, it’s never going to create *my* music.

I create because I have something to express which is specific to me, not because I need something to eradicate silence.

Bruce 🇨🇦 @ohchristwhatnow.bsky.social · 7d

Introduce yourself using one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand.

🤢 Asparagus
🎥 Cats - my expectations were low, but holy fuck
🎶 the Kevin Unger remix of Céline Dion’s “Unison” - I have PTSD from hearing this every single weekend for two years

JohhnX @johhnx.bsky.social · 8d

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand.

🤢 Liver
🎥 Dirty Dancing
📻 "Walk of Life" by Dire Straits

Joe Nielsen A/K/A “XAB101010” @joenielsen10.bsky.social · 8d

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand

🥦 Grapefruit
🎥 Ad Astra
🎶 “The Rib,” by Jeannie C. Riley

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Bruce 🇨🇦 @ohchristwhatnow.bsky.social · 9d

Unsolicited Schick pic

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Bruce 🇨🇦 @ohchristwhatnow.bsky.social · 10d

“Be sure to like and subscribe to see more, & for just a few dollars a month*, you can be part of the community we’re building here! Join others in engaging** with like-minded people blah blah…”
* which gets you nothing. More $ gets you almost nothing.
** there is no real engagement on social media.

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Bruce 🇨🇦 @ohchristwhatnow.bsky.social · 10d

But… what do I do for those 15 minutes? Smartphone dependency has obliterated my ability to cope with boredom!

Bruce 🇨🇦 @ohchristwhatnow.bsky.social · 10d

I think I’ve finally run out of shit to doomscroll through. I have no idea what to do now.

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Bruce 🇨🇦 @ohchristwhatnow.bsky.social · 11d

No, it’s Trudeau’s fault.

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Bruce 🇨🇦 @ohchristwhatnow.bsky.social · 11d

I’m at a roadside Tim Hortons and they’re SOLD OUT OF DONUTS. Who allowed this to happen? We used to be a proper country.

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Bruce 🇨🇦 @ohchristwhatnow.bsky.social · 12d

Hope you feel better soon!

Bruce 🇨🇦 @ohchristwhatnow.bsky.social · 12d

Enduro?

Bruce 🇨🇦 @ohchristwhatnow.bsky.social · 13d

It is EVERYTHING I expected it to be.

Bruce 🇨🇦 @ohchristwhatnow.bsky.social · 13d

OH GODDAMMIT!!!

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Bruce 🇨🇦 @ohchristwhatnow.bsky.social · 13d

Shit, did I just unwittingly bring that into existence with quantum snark mechanics? “Any concept created as a wild exaggeration for comedic effect will already exist unironically”

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