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"Good work today, everyone.

See you bright and early to do it all again tomorrow."

Muttering.

"Now for a real drink--"
I dunno, Chef Boyardee was a hell of a cook.

[ Her lips curled to a half smirk, elbow nudging at his arm in a playful manner. ]

And ... Noted. I'll pick some up for the breakroom. I'll set one aside for you, god knows the others will swarm them like hawks the moment they hit the table.
Yeah, I wouldn't say good cook. Since I spent most of my days in the suit, a lot of my training came from Chef Boyardee and Captain Crunch.

But muffins are always good. I like getting those breakfast burritos sometimes. Or cinnamon rolls if they're in stock.
Look at you. Calculating the best food options? You're not a cook on the side, are you? Otherwise I'd think you're holding back.

Muffin and a coffee always seem like a good combo. 'Course you could go the classic donut route, too.
Look at you. Calculating the best food options? You're not a cook on the side, are you? Otherwise I'd think you're holding back.

Muffin and a coffee always seem like a good combo. 'Course you could go the classic donut route, too.
I suppose that makes sense. Plus I doubt you want alcohol around Flambae to begin with. How about something sweet to eat with it then? Balance your coffee intake with sugar.
I can get around a good mocha, but ...

When it comes to getting through the day? Pretty sure adding alcohol to your morning cup of joe goes against policy. So, black coffee.
// its funny cause ive been chugging black coffee today 😩

Normally I need my coffee sweet as hell but not today..
I can get around a good mocha, but ...

When it comes to getting through the day? Pretty sure adding alcohol to your morning cup of joe goes against policy. So, black coffee.
Black coffee...? Really? I'm surprised, you seem like a mocha type person.
"He's plenty cute, not trying to diss the little guy, he actually makes the workplace more enjoyable. I'm sure Chase would agree.."

Both hands raised in defense, watchful of the man in case any further comments sent him on edge. Though as he would make his way towards coffee -- ++
“I’m going to take all of that as you being cute. Size of him, not that thing, and he’s cute in all ways.”

Getting defensive for Beef..he was all Robert had. A slow breath of air left his lips.

“I enjoy black coffee…I’ll go grab you some.”

He leaves the room, he best order ahead of time.
"Oh, I'm sure..I've seen the size of that thing. I'm surprised you don't have to roll him from one room to another." Her lips spread to a partial grin, all at the expense of the poor pooch.

"He's really cute for a walking sausage.." ++
Miss..Ma'am...?

[ 𝘉𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦 𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘻𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵. ]

Blonde Blazer is just fine, like I said. Definitely not as difficult as Phenomaman. Now try saying it five times fast.

Nightwing then.. Good to meet a new face.
"As for the coffee.." She began, giving it a moment's thought.

"Black actually. Should be pretty simple..Weird, I know. Black coffee's typically for truck drivers and -- I don't know -- serial killers."
"Oh, I'm sure..I've seen the size of that thing. I'm surprised you don't have to roll him from one room to another." Her lips spread to a partial grin, all at the expense of the poor pooch.

"He's really cute for a walking sausage.." ++
He was about to say, it’s a date then. However, he pulled back on making that comment.

“Don’t worry, I make sure Beef is spoiled above all else. The suit’s progress..has been good so far. Really hopeful.

I’ll be right back then..what kind of coffee do you want?”

He asked as he tilts his head.
"I think we'll leave the expensive things to me. Besides, you gotta get the mech restored, right? And I'm sure -- Beef would love to get spoiled before the person responsible for sending out your paychecks."

"But I'll take a coffee."
// better than my dream.

I had a dream I turned into a dog 😭

This breed specifically
A much needed lunch break.

Leftover Chinese takeout from two nights ago? Definitely.
"Renegade, quite the name. Alright then -- Pleasure meeting you."

Grasping his hand within her own while giving it a firm shake in greeting.

"Sorry about the sales pitch. I always get stuck in..corporate talk."
...Or I'll put you on housekeeping work with Waterboy.
Oh you know I like handling big things.
You do a good job on this and maybe I'll give you something bigger to handle.
// my eye is twitching from caffeine withdrawal. One cup was not sufficient..
You do a good job on this and maybe I'll give you something bigger to handle.
I'm a branch leader for the SDN, we're an organization responsible for dispatching heroes to jobs needing done. Robberies, fires, nuclear threats, old ladies that can't cross the street? We got it covered.

Totally sounded like a sales pitch..wow.
Right...

Now about that cat in the tree.
Jury's still out on that but I'll keep all that in mind.
No, you wouldn't get written up if he made advances on you unless you accept those advances--

Just- don't have sex at work. Can you follow that simple instruction?
Less so coworkers, more just a singular staff member but it's not important.