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Octorio The Salt King

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I'm just a dunderhead who plays games, makes stupid memes, and Splatoon GMOD posters of maybe halfway decent quality, maybe.... 26 Years Old - Splatoon Fan - 18+ but SFW - Possibly Inept - Not involved with the rest of the Splatoon GMOD/SFM Community...

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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · Oct 20

Allow Me to introduce myself... I'm Octorio The Salt King, i do Splatoon GMOD Posters (of maybe passable quality), I do play other games, And i make memes of also maybe passable quality. And i have cats too, Blue Sky seems to like those, so yeey. and that's about it...

#Splatoon #SplatoonArt

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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 1d

The battle has concluded, the Blue Jays are going to the world series. The Red Cherry from Canada is happy, The Orange from Seattle is not. Sports really do bring out the worst in us, huh???

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD #MLB #TorontoBlueJays #WorldSeries

Octorio celebrates his team advancing to the World Series, whilst Lilly falls to the ground and asks: "why???"

Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 2d

A brutal battle taking place between The Orange from Seattle, and The Red Cherry from Canada. Only one will feast in it's conclusion. See y'all tomorrow night...

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD #MLB #mlbplayoffs

Lilly Krakenhouser and Octorio ready and waiting for the final showdown on Monday night during the MLB Playoff battle between the Seattle Mariners and the Toronto Blue Jays....

Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 4d

Dr. Menard has found herself in a not so safe situation. She's not sure where her wife is, and there's not much she can do but hope and prey that her wife's "My Wife Is In Danger" senses kick in....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD

Dr. Menard is in a room lit by red flares. The room is dark and creepy, and she hopes she's not in any actual danger....

Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 6d

Michael Myers chased Lilly into a Best Buy, and the only thing on she can really do now is get the fuck outta there WITHOUT getting spotted, which is very, VERY difficult...

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD

Lilly is hiding in a Best Buy whilst Michael Myers is looking for his next sea based, inky victim....

Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 10d

Authorities have been giving warning about vampire sightings throughout the city. Now, weather or not Golden Girl got those warnings is a whole other question....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD

A vampire is staring at Golden Girl as she's dipping her feet in the water....

Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 12d

Octorio and Gothia are watching bad horror movies, but Gothia feel asleep because these movies were THAT bad....

...Unfortunately, someone else was nearby to witness the horrors, and they ain't happy...

#splatoon #splatoonoc #splatoonart #GMOD

Octorio is watching bad horror movies with Gothia sleeping on his lap, whilst Ghostface watches both them, AND the horrors on the TV screen....

Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 13d

Walking in a dark forest with your friend sounds like a great idea....

...until it isn't

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD

Two friends walk in a dark forest when they encounter Leatherface....

Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 16d

Urban Exploration during the spooky month of October can lead some people to go mad. Octorio and Satanica agree that they should probably leave soon....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD

Octorio and Satanica are urban exploring during the cures of spooky month, and they come across previous explorers, who went mad and had some things to say, or rather, write....

Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 18d

Here's a pro tip: If you come across a Halloween themed carnival after business hours, you may find unwanted visitors....

...and you'll be lucky if you make it out in one piece.

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD

Gothia is running away from a killer clown in a halloween themed carnival...

Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 20d

"I have something to show you, little one..."

Hopefully Lilly knows who this clown really is....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD

Lilly sits on a bench whilst Pennywise tries to lure her into a trap....

Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 21d

Happy Spooky Month BlueSky!!!!!

Satanica laughs manically whilst Lilly, Octorio, and Gothia stare. Meanwhile there are jack o lanterns, ghosts, and bats roaming in the background....

Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 21d

If these are the angels that Lilly's been seeing in the fog, then she's in for a rude awakening....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD #pantyandstocking

Lilly Krakenhouser stares into the fog, where she sees Panty and Stocking Anarchy...

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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 22d

"The Squad" as they're known by right now (they'll have a better name in the future...), Have their NFL team that they cheer for, some better than others.... But regardless, here's their reaction to how their teams are doing as of right now...

#splatoon #splatoonoc #splatoonart #GMOD #NFL

Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 25d

Satanica joins Octorio on a ghost hunt, but sadly, she keeps getting distracted by making fires, which is not uncommon for her as it turns out....

#Splatoon #splatoonoc #GMOD #Phasmophobia

Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · 29d

The Achts have once again taken over the broadcast. This time however, They're, dancing whilst Denny's Hamlin commits high treason on his team mate. At least Acht finally found something to do???

#splatoon #VRChat #NASCAR

Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · Sep 22

Today is the first day of Fall, and Satanica wanted to do that stupid joke.....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD

Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · Sep 20

"Chat, it is my absolute displeasure to introduce you to what i can only describe to you as, a room of evil...."

#splatoon #splatoonoc #splatoonart #GMOD #Phasmophobia

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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · Sep 17

Octorio, Lilly, and Gothia watching tv at Octorio's place. For once, not much is happening, and quite frankly that's all these 3 could ask for...

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD

Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · Sep 16

After years of trying, Golden Girl finally gets her first strike. Hopefully it won't be several years until her next one, or if she even gets another one at all....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD

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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · Sep 15

Just leave her be.... She's just having fun....

#Splatoon #Splatoonart #Splatoonoc #GMOD

Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · Sep 10

So, i'm doing something that i've never done with social media before: a predictions list. Better late than never i suppose. On top of this Friday's direct predictions, i'm also doing a wish list for the ENTIRE Switch 2 generation (2nd image). Let's see what happens, shall we???

#NintendoDirect

Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · Sep 9

Satanica has a question for Octorio, a question she's been looking for an answer to for some time apparently....

#Splatoon #Splatoonart #GMOD

Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · Sep 4

Octorio just told Satanica that she can't make eldritch horrors in his backyard, because the last time he let her, she invented hundreds of new, deadly, and possibly radioactive species of seagulls. Yeah i don't know either, she's just.... odd.

#Splatoon #Splatoonart #GMOD

Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · Sep 2

These late summer nights are a vibe, aren't they??? I just wish that i got to experience them with friends back in my high school days. ,My parents would never have let me tho, which leaves me to wonder what it was like....

#Splatoon #Splatoonart #GMOD

Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · Aug 30

I've been playing a lot of Phasmophobia lately, and i've been getting a lot of demons recently, and uhhhh, here's what usually happens when i encounter one...

#Splatoon #Splatoonart #GMOD #Phasmophobia