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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 2h

Sorry for being a bitch before. Turns out my glasses were too tight.

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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 3h

Relationships (like science) cannot move forward without heaps (of referencea)

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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 10h

quite possibly

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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 10h

if you like reactions shots of a cute dog and drippy poop monsters, this is the movie for you.

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 10h

When did society decide that this....... is hotter than this..... 😔

A plastic skeleton decoration wearing a blue dress and dancing on a stripper pole. She's also holding a big glass of beer.

A plastic skeleton decoration wearing a tasteful old timey black dress and black hat with a black veil, she's sitting in a chair and she has a plastic cat skeleton in her lap.

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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 23h

We had a visitor to our compost

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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 1d

They make a 1.8", but we got the 2.2", so I'd suggest getting the 1.8, I'd you don't want to wittle down fake candles like a crazy person.

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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 1d

Aaa! My MIL got them for us. She works at a fancy florist/holiday shoppe. Uyuni is the brand...
They're the kind that are real wax, which is good because they're 2" and need to be shaved down a tiny bit to really fit in the holder.

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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 1d

I would give my left pinky finger to work art department on a Boots Riley project.

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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 1d

Got some super realistic electric candles just in time for Halloween

Two tall brass morrocan candle holders with large white candles

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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 1d

Gee, I wonder where Dooley is??

Dumb little chihuahua mix peeking out from a leggy avocado sapling that is poorly concealing him

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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 1d

No clue how easy this is to get anywhere else in the country, but if you get the chance this is very fuckwithable.

(Vegan friendly)

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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 1d

Speaking from experience: it's fine.

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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 2d

How else will I staff my flea circus?

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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 2d

Nerys' throne

White border heeler dog in a tall wooden chair with a velvety fringed pillow and knit blanket

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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 2d

It takes an especially isolated white person to not know the concept of aunties.

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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 3d

Based

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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 3d

As a working artist the meteoric rise of AI makes me want to kms, fr.

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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 3d

I'm going to try and make stuffed cabbage tonight.

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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 3d

I had a babysitter that told a million of them. Jokes in general feel very antiquated.

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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 3d

Some people... in fact this one gentleman from Nantucket...

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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 4d

Nice try, Eddington trailer, but you're never gonna spoop me with Pete Seeger doing Oklahoma no matter how much you layer reverb and slow it down.

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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 4d

Nerys is watching the hell out of Good Boy

White dog on man's lap watching a big TV with a dog on it

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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 4d

Nude. Tayne.

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Hagatha Crusty @obviouslycloe.bsky.social · 4d

Perfect cold dark day drama

Poster for the Danish film Bastarden (English title, the promised land)

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