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Somebody’s Mom @nyashort.bsky.social · Mar 15

Hey.. 🫠 how y’all doin? 👀 I forgot about y’all. 😂

Somebody’s Mom @nyashort.bsky.social · Feb 10

You ain’t said nothing in 30 minutes. Ima need you to follow through my friend.

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Somebody’s Mom @nyashort.bsky.social · Feb 10

FLY EAGLES FLY!!! 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

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The Governor of Chaos 🇳🇬🇨🇩 @theigbobear.blacksky.app · Jan 19

I’m finally ready to live in my truth.

All the Star Wars movies and universe related shows SUCK.

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Tam With The Yams @tamberlands.bsky.social · Jan 19

“I never downloaded TikTok anyway”

Here you go goofy ho

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Somebody’s Mom @nyashort.bsky.social · Jan 19

Let it be known at 9:35 central time TikTok went dark.

a group of people are standing in a circle holding roses in front of a tree .

ALT: a group of people are standing in a circle holding roses in front of a tree .

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Somebody’s Mom @nyashort.bsky.social · Jan 16

Sometimes when my husband talks, I want to tell him to shut up.

Somebody’s Mom @nyashort.bsky.social · Jan 13

Hey…. Forgot about y’all. My bad.

Somebody’s Mom @nyashort.bsky.social · Dec 13

Ruben apologized for everything he did for an entire year. Bring this energy back to music please.

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Somebody’s Mom @nyashort.bsky.social · Dec 13

Like she’s trying to do everything she would normally do, but with her eyes closed and it’s stressing out her mom. I feel bad for laughing as much as I have.

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Somebody’s Mom @nyashort.bsky.social · Dec 13

My god daughter had eye surgery and now she’s refusing to open her eyes. It’s both funny and frustrating.

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Somebody’s Mom @nyashort.bsky.social · Dec 10

TikTok said it’s not going down without a fight. All the TikTok groups are fighting with each other. And I’m watching them all.

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Somebody’s Mom @nyashort.bsky.social · Dec 8

My husband just laughs at me. He doesn’t understand my fear. lol and I couldn’t tell you the origin story to this fear.

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Somebody’s Mom @nyashort.bsky.social · Dec 8

I’m too grown to be this scared. But here I am running like I stole something.

a little boy is running in a room with the words `` remote me '' written on it .

ALT: a little boy is running in a room with the words `` remote me '' written on it .

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Somebody’s Mom @nyashort.bsky.social · Dec 8

I literally cry if they get close to me. And I get really anxious when I see them coming.

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Somebody’s Mom @nyashort.bsky.social · Dec 8

Fun fact: I have an irrational fear of large puppets. Like the ones that have people inside them. This is why I will not go to Disney.

Somebody’s Mom @nyashort.bsky.social · Dec 8

Sadly I’m just getting started. I have several more years of this 😫

Somebody’s Mom @nyashort.bsky.social · Dec 8

I can wear sweats and I don’t have to bring my purse. It’s a win win for me. ☺️

Somebody’s Mom @nyashort.bsky.social · Dec 8

I love date nights being married. 🥰

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Somebody’s Mom @nyashort.bsky.social · Dec 7

What am I going to do when I have 4 kids in 4 different activities?!

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Somebody’s Mom @nyashort.bsky.social · Dec 7

Today I was a 2 sport mom and I am tired. Soccer in the morning and baseball tryouts this afternoon.

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Somebody’s Mom @nyashort.bsky.social · Dec 5

I just finished One Summer in Savannah and I have never cried at the end of a book, but I cried at the end of this one.

Somebody’s Mom @nyashort.bsky.social · Dec 4

This all tracks. I’m just happy there’s not kids music this year.

Somebody’s Mom @nyashort.bsky.social · Dec 1

I think my husband is the only person on earth who hasn’t deleted the U2 album from his Apple Music library 😂